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originalpckelly

(24,382 posts) Sun May 27, 2012, 08:13 PM May 2012

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Porn is hurting men...

For example, pizza guy has now become the most popular profession for males aged 20-30.

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Porn is hurting men... (Original Post) originalpckelly May 2012 OP

I'm interested in how you got from porn to pizza. aikoaiko May 2012 #1

Unfortunately, I know the reference. HopeHoops May 2012 #2

What's bad for the guys is that all they keep getting are tips... originalpckelly May 2012 #3

(groan) HopeHoops May 2012 #4

It's the classic porn scenario WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #6

You speak as if this doesn't happen in real life Major Nikon May 2012 #13

I worked delivering pizzas on and off for 3 years and never once got laid by a customer WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #5

Probably because no one wants to get knocked up... originalpckelly May 2012 #7

One has to show up at the house naked and with their johnson in their hand. Kaleva May 2012 #8

It was a shitty job in the 80s WhoIsNumberNone May 2012 #9

I never got nothing...well there was that incident with the peacock underpants May 2012 #10

Don't order extra Sausage Son of Gob May 2012 #11

Or cable guys ProudToBeBlueInRhody May 2012 #12

Don't be fatuous, Rhody. n/t Chan790 May 2012 #18

When I was growing up... WillParkinson May 2012 #14

Ah, the great auteur William Higgins. 6000eliot May 2012 #16

When I was delivering pizzas... Archae May 2012 #15

Do you remember the address? Scuba May 2012 #17

aikoaiko

(34,185 posts)

1. I'm interested in how you got from porn to pizza.

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:25 PM

May 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

2. Unfortunately, I know the reference.

Reply to aikoaiko (Reply #1)

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:27 PM

May 2012

originalpckelly

(24,382 posts)

3. What's bad for the guys is that all they keep getting are tips...

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #2)

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:30 PM

May 2012

Think about it.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

4. (groan)

Reply to originalpckelly (Reply #3)

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:40 PM

May 2012

Yeah, but the customer gets extra topping!

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)

6. It's the classic porn scenario

Reply to aikoaiko (Reply #1)

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:43 PM

May 2012

Pizza guy rings bell
Door is answered by hot scantily-clad woman
"Oops, I don't have enough cash- Can we work something out?"

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

13. You speak as if this doesn't happen in real life

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Reply #6)

Sun May 27, 2012, 10:33 PM

May 2012

Who hasn't been a little short on cash and traded sexual favors for pizza?

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)

5. I worked delivering pizzas on and off for 3 years and never once got laid by a customer

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:41 PM

May 2012

FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

originalpckelly

(24,382 posts)

7. Probably because no one wants to get knocked up...

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Reply #5)

Sun May 27, 2012, 09:23 PM

May 2012

by the guy delivering their pizza.

Kaleva

(36,372 posts)

8. One has to show up at the house naked and with their johnson in their hand.

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Reply #5)

Sun May 27, 2012, 09:29 PM

May 2012

It isn't so easy as some here make it appear to be. The pizza guy has to show that he's ready and willing.

Edit: If you follow my advice the next time you deliver, I guarantee you'll have a night you won't forget. If not, I'll be more then happy to self delete my post.

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)

9. It was a shitty job in the 80s

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #8)

Sun May 27, 2012, 09:52 PM

May 2012

And gas was $0.89 a gallon then. No chance I'd ever go back to it now.

underpants

(182,972 posts)

10. I never got nothing...well there was that incident with the peacock

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 09:58 PM

May 2012

but that is a whole backstory....I really don't want to go into it

Son of Gob

(1,502 posts)

11. Don't order extra Sausage

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 10:04 PM

May 2012

Unless you're into it.

ProudToBeBlueInRhody

(16,399 posts)

12. Or cable guys

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 10:20 PM

May 2012

Which is a good job....

"You can imagine where it goes from here....."

"He fixes the cable?"

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

18. Don't be fatuous, Rhody. n/t

Reply to ProudToBeBlueInRhody (Reply #12)

Mon May 28, 2012, 08:09 AM

May 2012

WillParkinson

(16,862 posts)

14. When I was growing up...

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Mon May 28, 2012, 12:33 AM

May 2012

One of my first...um...'movies' was titled "Pizza Boy, He Delivers". And he did. Quite often.

6000eliot

(5,643 posts)

16. Ah, the great auteur William Higgins.

Reply to WillParkinson (Reply #14)

Mon May 28, 2012, 06:06 AM

May 2012

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Archae

(46,364 posts)

15. When I was delivering pizzas...

Reply to originalpckelly (Original post)

Mon May 28, 2012, 12:40 AM

May 2012

The closest I got was an offer to join a pot party that had several girls and guys.
Most of whom were naked or almost.

I turned them down, I didn't want to get fired.

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

17. Do you remember the address?

Reply to Archae (Reply #15)

Mon May 28, 2012, 07:01 AM

May 2012

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