I'd loved to be locked in a room with Trump for a couple hours, just him and me

[captain queeg]

I’d spend the entire time laughing at him, his hair, his painted complexion, his elevator shoes, calling him a fat ass, his claims of being 6-3, 238 lbs, etc. might be good to have a laugh track recording so I didn’t lose my voice along the way. I used to have a much more violent fantasy about how it would go but I think a few hours of someone hammering him with the truth and not intimidated by him could well end up with him sobbing and blubbering. I’m sure he hasn’t had that kind of treatment since his dad passed.

Of course if he came at me I’d really enjoy kicking his ass, but he’s such a coward and bully I can’t imagine that would ever happen.

[kimbutgar]

1. The smell of sulfur, farts and bullshit might overcome you before those two hours

[TalenaGor]

2. if I add a chastity belt with spikes on it maybe lol

[Jarqui]

3. I'd only need a couple of minutes nt

[Turbineguy]

4. Two hours....

You're a better man than I am Gunga Din.

[happyaccident]

5. I would tell him it's ok to hate and despise your father

Sometimes that's the only way to get free. Forgive him later, when you're safe.

[Dan]

6. If given the opportunity, I would only have these questions - that I would ask

And request an honest answer:

1. If you had to choose between protecting yourself (and family) or this nation, which would you choose?

2. Are you now or have you been in a sexual relationship with your daughter?

3. What does Putin have on you that you find more terrifying than protecting the nation?

4. Saudi Arabia provided your son-in-law 1.1 billion dollars - what was given up in exchange and would it have the potential of impacting the security of this nation?

5. Are you aware and do you care about the damage that is being doing to the institutions of the nation as a result of your presidency and cabinet picks?

6. Given your attacks on the five young men about an alleged rape (subsequently proven that they were not involved) - how would you compare your actions then to the 18 - 20 sexual assault allegations made again yourself?

7. Given the diverse nature of this nation, do you feel that you have a positive model as it relates to race relations, male-female, and gender relations for the nation?

8. If the latest allegation made against you (reference sexual assault) is validated by DNA evidence, what are you prepared to say to the nation and the people of this nation - that the president of the U.S. is a rapist?

And 9. Did you convince former Supreme Court justice Kennedy to resign as a result of information that you had over his son? And was there some type of agreements made between you and the last two SC justices installed on the bench?

That would make my two hours worthwhile.

[ProudLib72]

7. 10. How long has it been since your wife had sex with you voluntarily?

11. How do you feel about your wife having a handsome, buff security guard (who is in your employ) as a lover?

12. How does it feel to be a washed up has been on a downward spiral into dementia with hundreds of millions of people just waiting for you to draw your last breath so they can shit on your grave?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

8. I'd give him a silver blanket and a bowl of dog food and weld the door shut on the way out.

Barring that, I'd injure his knees so he could never play golf again, ever. Maybe then he'd do his f*cking job!

[Skittles]

9. I'd like to see him standing next to Beto

Trump would have to wear Melania's shoes to be taller than Beto

[IrishEyes]

10. I would just ignore him if I was locked in a room with him.

I imagine him being trapped in a room with no one listening to him or talking about him. He would just be alone with his thoughts. I would simply read my book. I think it would extra annoy him that a pretty blonde woman is ignoring him. Of course, I would want some bars between us so he couldn't touch me. A recording of speeches by great women and men playing would be a nice touch as well. He would have to hear people who are actually respected and intelligent.

[captain queeg]

11. Not bad. Right up there with laughing at him

I wonder which would be harder on him?

[smirkymonkey]

12. I like the way you think. Mentally and emotionally tormenting him would give me

great pleasure. I think it would be more effective to have a crowd of people there abusing him all at once while he was chained up in a cage on a concrete floor in filthy clothes, with no idea of when he was going to get out or what his fate was going to be.

No bathroom breaks and a strict diet of food picked out of a dumpster.

Oh yeah, and there would be a taser involved.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. I don't think I'd like to be locked in a room with Trump.

He probably exudes an overwhelming miasma of Hai Karate cologne, hairspray and meat farts.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

14. Not without a stun gun.