No good deed goes unpunished. Yesterday an older woman at my bank asked me to help her check her

[Floyd R. Turbo]

balance. So I pushed her over. That’s when the security guard put me in handcuffs and called the police.

[shanny]

1. Ha!

[ret5hd]

2. It's like we need civilian body-cams anymore! I swear.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

3. That joke needs only one thing:

https://instantrimshot.com/

[Renew Deal]

4. lol

[True Blue American]

5. That post needs this!

[democratisphere]

7. Revenge is sweet.

[democratisphere]

6. Lock you up!

Elder Abuse.

[True Dough]

8. Floyd, if you really did that

you're morally BANKRUPT!

But if you're joking, then I must be going through humor WITHDRAWALS!

I'd urge you to stop, and once again I feel so strongly about it that I'll state it as a CAPITAL ONE!

[True Blue American]

9. I understand you losing your humor!

Same here, but I doubt that was a serious post!

[True Dough]

14. What I wrote was all in jest

I think Floyd is harmless, other than his Three Stooges tomfoolery that could get someone (including himself) hurt.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. It wasn't really a push, more of a

hip check! 😏

[True Dough]

17. You could have broke her hip!

Or yours!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. I know! I did in fact bruise my knee on her

walker!

[MLAA]

10. Thank you Floyd for doing your civic duty, you proved you are a stand up guy!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. Thank you!

[brush]

11. Harumpump!

[angstlessk]

12. She didn't ask for her CHECKING balance..HER balance

The man did the right thing!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. Precisely what I told the police!

[smirkymonkey]

18. Jeeze! Some people are so ungrateful.

I guess you just need to keep to yourself these days.