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A limerick, a riddle, and a pun (Original Post)
kairos12
Apr 2019
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ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)1. The bartender was a poet
And he liked to show it
On the open mic
Late at night
After serving booze
He'd really cut loose
TlalocW
(15,394 posts)2. Do it more like this
Lim'rick, Riddle, Pun
All three walk into a bar
But there is no joke
And you've got a haiku.
TlalocW
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)3. I speak bad English
Haikus are well beyond me
I say No haikus!
TlalocW
(15,394 posts)4. Basic Instructions
TlalocW
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)5. You did realize my last post was a haiku, right?
I only posted it
Cuz the subject was haikus.
I thought it funny
TlalocW
There is a problem
Look at your very first line
There're too many syllables!
Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck! Fuck!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Fuckity fuck fuck!
TlalocW
keithbvadu2
(37,051 posts)6. Terrible punchline