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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
Tue May 22, 2012, 06:03 PM May 2012

As soon as I touched you I knew you had cheatin on your mind

First the good news. I found out that even though I've lupus in my kidneys and liver its ok for me to have a few beers a week.

Now for the cheatin. When I picked up a bottle of Red Stripe it felt kinda funny, like my hands were bigger. Oh wait, my 12 oz beer is now only 11.2 oz.

How much are you saving by shorting me .8 oz and making my koozies not fit anymore? Did you count those savings after having to reformat the whole bottling and shipping line?

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