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jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:20 PM Feb 2019

Score 1 point for each item you eat


Elmer’s glue

Crayons

Fingernails

Toenails

Boogers

Tissue paper

Bugs

Dirt / mud pies / clay

Chalk

Rubber bands

Paint chips

Pens / pencils / erasers

Hangnails / epithelial skin

Soap

Toothpaste

Candy corn

Candles / wax

Dog / cat food / treats

Leather

Toe jam

Ear wax







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Score 1 point for each item you eat (Original Post) jberryhill Feb 2019 OP
Boogers are organic underpants Feb 2019 #1
Your score? jberryhill Feb 2019 #2
I needed a laugh. LoL😂 dewsgirl Feb 2019 #7
Ever? 9 underpants Feb 2019 #35
Bravo jberryhill Feb 2019 #38
TThey're gluten free jberryhill Feb 2019 #19
sounds like the diet of a toddler nt msongs Feb 2019 #3
Or my elementary school cafeteria jberryhill Feb 2019 #43
Is this like golf? A low score wins, right? Clash City Rocker Feb 2019 #4
We all eat bugs, even if we don't intend to. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #5
Oh, so.... jberryhill Feb 2019 #11
Everything tastes better than raw onions. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #13
That needs a name jberryhill Feb 2019 #14
Do the chips have to come from lead based paint to get a point? ProudLib72 Feb 2019 #6
Any paint will do jberryhill Feb 2019 #10
Oh, Jberry, I've covered just about all of the ones on your list ProudLib72 Feb 2019 #18
used to eat mud pies shanny Feb 2019 #8
For those that didn't see the first thread, they dewsgirl Feb 2019 #9
42 912gdm Feb 2019 #12
For here or to go? jberryhill Feb 2019 #15
all three 912gdm Feb 2019 #16
the animal treats... 912gdm Feb 2019 #17
Zero Harker Feb 2019 #20
Not even a tempting morsel of ear wax? jberryhill Feb 2019 #25
It smells tempting, but no. Harker Feb 2019 #27
Candy corn is real food Demovictory9 Feb 2019 #21
There are at least two other items I'd rather eat jberryhill Feb 2019 #22
I wouldn't go quite that far, The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #24
1. Candy corn, if I'm drunk and/or stoned enough. Flaleftist Feb 2019 #23
Dog food is very healthy! at140 Feb 2019 #26
I'm getting a degree in nutrition from this thread jberryhill Feb 2019 #28
15 SKKY Feb 2019 #29
Impressive jberryhill Feb 2019 #30
Nah. 20 years in the Navy, and an inability to turn down a dare. SKKY Feb 2019 #33
I like to lick Chinese toys Major Nikon Feb 2019 #31
I'll bet you do jberryhill Feb 2019 #32
😆 underpants Feb 2019 #36
Your list is nutritionally deficient without... Cirque du So-What Feb 2019 #34
This is a union kitchen! jberryhill Feb 2019 #37
Point taken Cirque du So-What Feb 2019 #40
This message was self-deleted by its author Cirque du So-What Feb 2019 #39
20 out of 21. Toothpaste is gross. LuckyCharms Feb 2019 #41
I salute your intestinal fortitude and good taste jberryhill Feb 2019 #42
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
43. Or my elementary school cafeteria
Fri Feb 22, 2019, 11:14 AM
Feb 2019

Having art class right after lunch was like a dessert course.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,280 posts)
5. We all eat bugs, even if we don't intend to.
Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:32 PM
Feb 2019

And I have eaten cat treats, which are bland and greasy but nevertheless taste better than raw onions. By the time I was three I had probably eaten most of those other things. I do recall that library paste tastes better than Elmer's glue.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
11. Oh, so....
Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:40 PM
Feb 2019

Garbage soaked in industrial waste isn’t good enough for you, but you can find three on this menu?

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
6. Do the chips have to come from lead based paint to get a point?
Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:34 PM
Feb 2019

When I was a kid, I used to cuss just so my mother would put a bar of soap in my mouth. I liked the taste.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
18. Oh, Jberry, I've covered just about all of the ones on your list
Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:53 PM
Feb 2019

I'm going to count simply chewing on rubber bands. Wax lips? Ate plenty of those. Boogers? Come on! I chew on my fingernails all the time. I'd say there are maybe three on the list I've missed.

912gdm

(959 posts)
17. the animal treats...
Thu Feb 21, 2019, 11:51 PM
Feb 2019

I was around 10 and had a hermit crab who I loved... His food was a pet shop thingy called 'crab cakes'. I tasted and liked them.

Harker

(13,880 posts)
27. It smells tempting, but no.
Fri Feb 22, 2019, 12:54 AM
Feb 2019

There are, though, several items on this list that I'd eat before some of the disgusting shite on that other list.

at140

(6,110 posts)
26. Dog food is very healthy!
Fri Feb 22, 2019, 12:51 AM
Feb 2019

It has all the minerals and vitamins and plenty of protein.
But it has no taste! But the dogs love it so no sense spicing it up.

Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #34)

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