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red dog 1

(27,856 posts)
Mon Dec 24, 2018, 06:34 PM Dec 2018

Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google..Part 21

Last edited Mon Jan 21, 2019, 03:29 PM - Edit history (8)

1) "Is this a piece of your brain?" (answered)

2) "That's a cool moped Randy..It's like a motorcycle had sex with a bicycle"

3) "I love a good nap!..Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me up in the morning"

4) "And bony knees to you, too!" (answered)

5) "Which one of you is man with beard?" (answered)

6) "I'm moving in with Peter Campbell, who's also having an affair with mother" (answered)

7) "Happy Festivus for the rest of us!" (answered)

8) "Let's hear it for 'Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine!'" (answered)

9) "Why, Ralph, Why?" (answered)

10) "Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!" (answered)

11) "This was supposed to be the Summer of George!" (answered)

12) "That's not a hamster, it's a rat!" (answered)

13) "He's a popcorn!" (F/X dramatic comedy series)

14) "He's a high-talker!" (answered)

15) "Oh, Rochester!" (answered)

16) "Why don't you ever arrest some white drivers?"

17) "You can see the sea; it's over there, between the land and the sky!" (answered)

18) "Women! You can't live with 'em, and yet they're everywhere!" (answered)

19) "You're never going to leave home, are you?"

20) "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME"

21) "Always bet on the black, Jack!"

22) "We tried to poison you because you're an insane piece of filth and you deserve to die!"

23) "Eat your salad before it gets cold"

24) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

25) "Cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones!"

26) "Elvis is charging!!"

27) "I'm in no position to drive!...Wait a minute, I don't have to listen to myself, I'm drunk!"

28) (fictional song lyrics) "Love is murder, murder is love..I'm a rock & roll hoodlum with a leather glove" (answered)

29) "Your mama is so old and fat that before the Lord could say 'Let there be light' he first had to tell her to get her big fat ass out of the way!" (answered)

30) "No Coke, Pepsi" (answered)

31) "Why don't you clean your yard up? Go take a bath, Go milk your goat!" (answered)

32) "The bomb is at the transmitter!"

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Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google..Part 21 (Original Post) red dog 1 Dec 2018 OP
#8 Sneederbunk Dec 2018 #1
#9 Honeymooners, #15 Jack Benny Show? flor-de-jasmim Dec 2018 #2
Ding! Ding! red dog 1 Dec 2018 #7
#10 spooky3 Dec 2018 #3
Yep! red dog 1 Dec 2018 #8
I'll take #19 for 70, Kelso sanatanadharma Dec 2018 #4
Nope red dog 1 Dec 2018 #9
#8 Ohiogal Dec 2018 #5
Yes and yes red dog 1 Dec 2018 #10
7 and 14 tavernier Dec 2018 #6
Yes to both red dog 1 Dec 2018 #11
"He's from Barcelona!" red dog 1 Dec 2018 #12
Fawlty Towers Ron Obvious Dec 2018 #16
Ding! Ding! Ding! red dog 1 Dec 2018 #17
Duh! #5 too, of course (which one is man with beard) Ron Obvious Dec 2018 #22
SYBIL: "O'Reilly, I've seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs red dog 1 Dec 2018 #23
Mrs. Fawlty, I do love a woman with spirit Ron Obvious Dec 2018 #24
rofl red dog 1 Dec 2018 #25
28. WKRP in Cincinnati sakabatou Dec 2018 #13
Lyrics from a "Scum of the Earth" song: red dog 1 Dec 2018 #20
11 - Seinfeld Roland99 Dec 2018 #14
Ah yes, The Summer of George...very funny episode. red dog 1 Dec 2018 #19
30 - SNL Roland99 Dec 2018 #15
Yep! red dog 1 Dec 2018 #18
This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Dec 2018 #21
"AAAYYYYY!" red dog 1 Dec 2018 #26
"You have failed this city." backtoblue Dec 2018 #27
"Why don't you get a life, Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here? red dog 1 Dec 2018 #28
"Uncle Jun, how was Boca?" red dog 1 Dec 2018 #29
18 is Third Rock from the Sun Wolf Frankula Dec 2018 #30
Correct! red dog 1 Dec 2018 #31
19 struck me as an Al Bundy line right away ... eppur_se_muova Jan 2019 #45
"I'm the High Commander!" red dog 1 Dec 2018 #32
"Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #33
"What if you don't like duck?" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #34
This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Jan 2019 #35
"Say the secret word and divide a hundred dollars..It's a common word, red dog 1 Jan 2019 #36
4 is from Sanford and Son Wolf Frankula Jan 2019 #37
You are correct, Wolf red dog 1 Jan 2019 #39
Hey Now! Generic Brad Jan 2019 #38
"How'd you like one across 'yo lips?" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #40
"Wakey Wakey, Eggs & Bakey" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #41
"I only came downtown to have one of my suits serviced" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #42
31 is Sanford and Son. Wolf Frankula Jan 2019 #43
Well done, Wolf red dog 1 Jan 2019 #44
"News Beacon of the Ohio Valley" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #46
"We should have stopped at Roy Rogers!" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #47
"Are you the guy they call Ray Bones?" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #48
"Heck no - We won't go!" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #49
"You snobs! You stupid stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted upper class piles of pus!" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #50
I know #6 and #14 - kas125 Jan 2019 #51
You got 'em both! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #52
"Mary, there's something I have to tell you...I come from another world." red dog 1 Jan 2019 #53
"I just wanted to borrow your bible, Frank" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #54
"I don't mean to panic anyone, but I'm afraid the calamari has been infested with red dog 1 Jan 2019 #55
(Music from TV show) "Letters, we get letters..We get stacks & stacks of letters" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #56
"I made a list of all the bad things I did to people" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #57
"Will you stop talking about the war?" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #58
"Newman!!!" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #59
"I'm gorgeous!" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #60
"There is no denying it..I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me red dog 1 Jan 2019 #61
"A gin & orange, a lemon squash, and a scotch & water please!!" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #62
29 is In Living Color Wolf Frankula Jan 2019 #63
You got it! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #65
"Say goodnight, Gracie" red dog 1 Jan 2019 #64

flor-de-jasmim

(2,125 posts)
2. #9 Honeymooners, #15 Jack Benny Show?
Mon Dec 24, 2018, 07:05 PM
Dec 2018

Otherwise, nothing. Considering just how much TV watching I have done over the years, I'm shocked.

Merry Christmastime!

sanatanadharma

(3,730 posts)
4. I'll take #19 for 70, Kelso
Mon Dec 24, 2018, 07:27 PM
Dec 2018

#19, I going with Red saying to Eric, "You're never going to leave home, are you?" in "That 70's Show"

Though I prefer Midge's reaction to Jackie, "...(boy, gosh, ?) you're dumb". I wish I had a gif of the scene for maga replies.

red dog 1

(27,856 posts)
9. Nope
Tue Dec 25, 2018, 03:48 PM
Dec 2018

Although the line may have also been used on that show, it's not the show that I was referring to.
(A very popular, long-running sit-com on Fox)

Merry Christmas!

 

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)
16. Fawlty Towers
Tue Dec 25, 2018, 11:12 PM
Dec 2018

Just like #1 (the deaf woman).

From the same episode: "May I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically..."

ETA: Oh, and #17 (Same Episode)

ETA2: #12 too. (Basil the Rat)

red dog 1

(27,856 posts)
17. Ding! Ding! Ding!
Wed Dec 26, 2018, 03:51 PM
Dec 2018

That episode is hilarious!
After Basil asked that question, Sybil gave him a whack that doubled him over in pain
(I think the deaf lady's name was Mrs. Richards)

 

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)
22. Duh! #5 too, of course (which one is man with beard)
Wed Dec 26, 2018, 04:32 PM
Dec 2018

From the episode The Builders. Can't believe I missed that one the first time around.

red dog 1

(27,856 posts)
23. SYBIL: "O'Reilly, I've seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs
Wed Dec 26, 2018, 04:39 PM
Dec 2018

at the bottom of pools!"

 

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)
24. Mrs. Fawlty, I do love a woman with spirit
Wed Dec 26, 2018, 05:08 PM
Dec 2018

Sybil: Oh you do, do you?
O'Reilly: I do, I do, I do!
Basil: Oh God...



I once entered an O'Reilly's Auto Parts and when asked if I needed help, responded "You are orally men?"

Nobody got it and my wife cringed with embarrassment, but I enjoyed it.

Response to red dog 1 (Original post)

red dog 1

(27,856 posts)
28. "Why don't you get a life, Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here?
Fri Dec 28, 2018, 05:37 PM
Dec 2018

Hey, I got a good idea...You could teach livin' in a car and growin' dope 101"

Response to red dog 1 (Original post)

red dog 1

(27,856 posts)
52. You got 'em both!
Sat Jan 12, 2019, 09:26 PM
Jan 2019

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Soap is one of my favorite shows ever too.
(I', not sure what my "favorite" show ever is....perhaps Fawlty Towers or Monty Python, or Seinfeld)

Regarding hat line I posted:
"I'm moving in with Peter Campbell, who's also having an affair with mother"

The next line is absolutely hilarious.
(From memory)
"Mother? Our mother? The mother downstairs? Jessica? The red head?"

God I miss that show!

red dog 1

(27,856 posts)
61. "There is no denying it..I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me
Sat Jan 19, 2019, 04:40 PM
Jan 2019

and Mikey is their fucking ringleader!"

Wolf Frankula

(3,601 posts)
63. 29 is In Living Color
Sun Jan 20, 2019, 03:16 PM
Jan 2019

It sounds like Fred Sanford or George Jefferson, but neither could say ass on the air.

Wolf

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