Too funny!

[Whoa_Nelly]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mis/3011465756.html

Please.
Stop.
Your prose.
It Hurts my bones.

Makes me want.
To scratch my eyes out with a sharp
Fork.

And read the non sex parts of.
50 shades of gray. Forever.

Please. Stop.

[Rosie1223]

1. That is the worst poem I've ever read.

Almost

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. 50 shades of gray sucked so bad, even the sex parts. god forbid that I finish that piece of tripe.

horrible writing.

[mentalsolstice]

3. ZOMG!

Well, tis true that we all have a family member or friend who insists on torturing us slowly with their non-talents.

[RetroLounge]

4. I like the soft rhyme

of sharp and parts.

RL

[graywarrior]

5. Are there dull forks?

[mentalsolstice]

6. Nope

But expensive stainless steel forks are surely sharper than cheap plastic ones. However, when either is applied to the eye I'm sure both can be damaging.

[graywarrior]

7. A spoon would be worse

[mentalsolstice]

9. Like an ice cream scoop! eom

[graywarrior]

10. Ow, ow, owwwwwwww!