The wifes away and dad is in charge and young love is a pain in my behind

[TEB]

Well Du community I decided that my hardcore days are definitely over. I decided no run this morning with our one daughter. Reason it is fourteen degrees outside. So her and dad sat at dining room table hitting the keurig. My wife is in Watertown ny visiting with her aunt her and her mother they left yesterday ,In a text she said it is like thirty below. So our daughter and the boys and I were deciding what we want to get into today. As vacation is ending fast 1/3/18 for all of us , I mentioned hey let’s go do the indoor rock climbing. And that was vetoed as our one son seventh grade significant other she is coming over. And dad she doesn’t rock climb, and I told him dude you still smell of cologne and body wash from our dinner at chili’s yesterday young lover boy invited her. And he drenched him self in body wash and cologne I could smell it all through dinner.

So then I mentioned hey let’s go see Star Wars and that is being discussed but lover boy text her to get her opinion ,I’m like geez kid you got it bad. Then I tossed out let’s go pool hall shoot straight pool quickly voted down by lover boy. And as I walked into kitchen the chocolate land shark was walking towards me for assistance. He was digging for a cat turd treat and he was a turtle. He had the litter box cover on his back with his head stuck in the opening. Hey man I need a little help here as I was busy.

[lillypaddle]

1. Cute stuff.

[mainer]

2. Wow, rock climbing, Star Wars, pool halls. Everyone should have a dad like you.

Your kid doesn't know how good he has it.

[LuckyCharms]

3. You're a good dad

[TEB]

7. Thanks friend I enjoy them

[Phoenix61]

4. Sounds like a great dad taught his

son how not to be a jerk, but I get the pain in the rump part. And what is it with dogs and litter boxes?!? I haven't had dogs in years but keeping them out of the litter box was always a challenge.

[AJT]

5. That Jumanji movie looks like it may be funny, and the boys and the young lady might like it.

The boog might prefer that you all stay home and play with him, or, at the very least, make sure there is plenty of garbage for him to dig through while you're gone.

[TEB]

6. The kids going to see Star Wars

Daughter and the boys and lover boys friend I’m hanging at house. I’ll wait to see it on dvr. Hanging with the dogs we went to the YMCA for cardio resistance class. I enjoy class it reminds me circuit pt from army. Then we hit pool for some serious water noodle assault class and threating to rip the guys swim trunks off. Then I told guys after showering we was waiting on their sister and young miss. I said I’m signing you two up for a bum sculpting class. That got em wound up no dad that’s for girls I said exactly fellas.