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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsNot dead yet, damn.
I check everyday whenever I leave the house and come back just to see if he's dead.
Have another fried thigh of chicken you bastard.
Irish_Dem
(47,382 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)and some beautiful chocolate cake; some golf outings that do not involve any form of exercise, and repeated fits of rage. Clarence Darrow once said something about having read certain obituaries with great pleasure. I'd clip and frame that one.
Va Lefty
(6,252 posts)He would glance at it and throw it away. Finally after a couple of weeks of this, the paperboy asked him why he would buy a paper every day only to glance at it and throw it away. The man replied that he was looking for an obituary. Paperboy said "Sir, the obituaries are on page 13." The man replied "The Son of a Bitch I'm looking for will be on the front page!"
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,775 posts)It started w/ bush and just is ramped up to extremes now.
irisblue
(33,023 posts)I'll need them later when I visit.
MFM008
(19,818 posts)I see a bunch of breaking news on my phone
I think...please be dead....please be dead.......
Orrex
(63,224 posts)And I wake each morning disappointed.
N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,775 posts)I'm going to keep an optimistic expectation that it happens to him before me.
That and waiting for the Detroit Lions to win a Super Bowl will give me the fortitude to carry on.