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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsYou are trapped! Your only weapon is the object at your left. What do you defend yourself with?
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(52,399 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
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(52,399 posts)brewens
(13,634 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,922 posts)It's pretty heavy, might be an effective weapon.
Orrex
(63,243 posts)Heigh-o!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)greymattermom
(5,754 posts)coffee mug.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)samnsara
(17,651 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Thirties Child
(543 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)yesphan
(1,588 posts)bananas. sad.
Orrex
(63,243 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Lifelong Protester
(8,421 posts)a calendar
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Then check out your relieved expression in the mirror
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)JDC
(10,137 posts)I'm done for....
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)DashOneBravo
(2,679 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Shrek
(3,986 posts)And it's out of toner.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Or, since it's just a dream anyway, I fly straight up and far away from danger.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Orrex
(63,243 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Adsos Letter
(19,459 posts)Which I shall wrap around myself as an invisibility cloak.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)AzureCrest
(65 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)I will poison them to death.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Sanity Claws
(21,862 posts)The papers could absorb all the blood, I guess.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)DBoon
(22,405 posts)But how did that monster find my cubicle in the basement?
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Remember that guy that was in the next cubicle that you havent seen for awhile? 🧟?♂️
Arkansas Granny
(31,537 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)irisblue
(33,041 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)irisblue
(33,041 posts)atreides1
(16,100 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)d_r
(6,907 posts)Doreen
(11,686 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)cloudbase
(5,525 posts)Bring treats!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)dawg day
(7,947 posts)i think I'm in trouble.
Roland99
(53,342 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)matt819
(10,749 posts)Be afraid. Be very afraid.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)MuseRider
(34,136 posts)also known here as 2Scoops. That, even muted, should be enough. Turn it on and their heads would explode just like in Mars Attacks!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)MuseRider
(34,136 posts)I am safe then! WHEW!
benld74
(9,911 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Deb
(3,742 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)AJT
(5,240 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)woodsprite
(11,935 posts)dlwickham
(3,316 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)dlwickham
(3,316 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)dlwickham
(3,316 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,680 posts)I stood a better chance in the earlier version of this question, where we were asked to rely on the last TV character we had seen. I had just finished watching "Walker, Texas Ranger."
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,680 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,390 posts)She's deaf so first I have to wake her up. Then she'll get right to work and lick that MF to death!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)mac56
(17,575 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)I think I have a chance!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)MontanaMama
(23,364 posts)and a sleeping chocolate lab. I've got a snowball's chance!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Phentex
(16,334 posts)Heavy as any weapon I'd need.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)tymorial
(3,433 posts)I am pretty sure even McGuyver would be screwed.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Runningdawg
(4,527 posts)2 pitbulls and a baseball bat.
Laffy Kat
(16,390 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Runningdawg
(4,527 posts)My bat's name is Louie not Lucille. Distant cousin. LOL
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)And it's empty.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Algernon Moncrieff
(5,794 posts)I'm told he has a very particular set of skills.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)sarge43
(28,946 posts)Could work
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Leith
(7,813 posts)and a box of Puffs.
What is with all the people with shower curtains and toilet paper next to them? Why are you posting from the toilet?
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)Has been hilarious.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)pink-o
(4,056 posts)LOL! That should work!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)NanceGreggs
(27,820 posts)I'm good!!!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)skylucy
(3,746 posts)the TV remote.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)applegrove
(118,865 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Corvo Bianco
(1,148 posts)U.S.A. Gold
(#2)
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Walbash Blues
(18 posts)Wooden dough bowl full of magazines.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,297 posts)Sitting on the end table with my wallet.
That might do some good.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)rownesheck
(2,343 posts)And something is going to be beaten mightily with it!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)And the products made with it can unleash a fury of nasty women.
irisblue
(33,041 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)raven mad
(4,940 posts)Well, she has claws.............
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)doc03
(35,397 posts)on the left side of my bed. Shoot him in the head of course.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Watchfoxheadexplodes
(3,496 posts)Blue ray of Billy Jack
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Codeine
(25,586 posts)But it's gone cold, so. . .
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)trueblue2007
(17,243 posts)she is a soft little bunny cat but she can be a real demon !!!
http://i67.tinypic.com/sq1t
irisblue
(33,041 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)trueblue2007
(17,243 posts)csziggy
(34,139 posts)I'm DOOMED!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Doreen
(11,686 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)denbot
(9,901 posts)Im dead.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)area51
(11,932 posts)Uh-oh.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)jpak
(41,760 posts)n/t
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)PJMcK
(22,059 posts)Hmm...
The fireplace poker is to my right, however.
I think I'll just click the back button.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)DetlefK
(16,423 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Glorfindel
(9,740 posts)I could offer to file its nails, I suppose....
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)malthaussen
(17,219 posts)I don't need no stinkin' glass of water.
-- Mal
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Sailor65x1
(554 posts)Which I immediately hold up to the window. The focused sunlight burns the ceiling fan mount. The spinning fan falls to the coffee table. The blades strike the salad bowl I was eating from, launching its contents at the zombie. As we all know, zombies hate fruits and vegetables. As the zombie screams and frantically claws cucumber from its face, I escape safely out the front door.
irisblue
(33,041 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)flying_wahini
(6,676 posts)N/t
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)Bayard
(22,184 posts)Except I don't want them to end up like King Ezekiel tiger.....
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)sakabatou
(42,186 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)CottonBear
(21,597 posts)I shall smother the zombie after I clock it in the head with the glass bowl that I'm holding.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,674 posts)blogslut
(38,021 posts)Shards, baby!
hlthe2b
(102,448 posts)Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)Siwsan
(26,308 posts)I might be ok if my attacker is in need of 'comfort food'.
Initech
(100,114 posts)I'm screwed!
Javaman
(62,534 posts)back or I'll staple you do death!
janterry
(4,429 posts)Bring it on
Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)Jeroen
(1,061 posts)Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)gibraltar72
(7,514 posts)I guess cat treats. Mostly Temptations.
kairos12
(12,891 posts)mainstreetonce
(4,178 posts)Bribes always work.