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kairos12

(12,882 posts) Sat Dec 9, 2017, 10:44 AM Dec 2017

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I would post more chemistry jokes

but the good ones Argon.

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I would post more chemistry jokes (Original Post) kairos12 Dec 2017 OP

I asked salt if it thought you should and it said "Na" underpants Dec 2017 #1

Johnny was a chemist's son... Comatose Sphagetti Dec 2017 #2

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Leith Dec 2017 #3

C6H12O6 - 2 CO2 + 2 X? Thor_MN Dec 2017 #4

I thought it was a table but it turned out to be an acid struggle4progress Dec 2017 #5

underpants

(182,950 posts)

1. I asked salt if it thought you should and it said "Na"

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Dec 9, 2017, 10:45 AM

Dec 2017

Comatose Sphagetti

(836 posts)

2. Johnny was a chemist's son...

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Dec 9, 2017, 11:59 AM

Dec 2017

Johnny is no more.

What he thought was H2O,

Was H2SO4.

Leith

(7,813 posts)

3. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Dec 9, 2017, 09:10 PM

Dec 2017

He's 0K now.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)

4. C6H12O6 - 2 CO2 + 2 X?

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Dec 9, 2017, 10:09 PM

Dec 2017

Sometimes, alcohol is the solution.

struggle4progress

(118,379 posts)

5. I thought it was a table but it turned out to be an acid

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Dec 9, 2017, 11:42 PM

Dec 2017

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