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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsKnow any good Knock-Knock jokes?
"Knock, Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Little old lady"
"Little old lady who?"
"I didn't know you could yodel"
unblock
(52,328 posts)"come in!"
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,858 posts)Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip Glass.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)handmade34
(22,758 posts)"Who's there?"
"Olive"
"Olive Who?"
"Oh, I Love You Too!"
favorite of my kids for years
red dog 1
(27,857 posts)Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Who's there?
No, he's on first base.
TlalocW
(15,391 posts)Them: Knock knock.
Me: I'm in the shower! Come back later!
Them: ...
I do like this one for when I'm twisting balloons, and someone asks for an owl.
Me: Knock knock
Kid: Who's there?
Me: Owl says
Kid: Owl says who?
Me: That's right!
TlalocW
lame54
(35,324 posts)Jehovah's witness
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Are they gone yet?
red dog 1
(27,857 posts)Years ago, I very politely told them "God bless you" and closed the gate on them.
kwassa
(23,340 posts)Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You
You who?
Are you calling me?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya
Yahoo?
Are you calling me a bumpkin?
red dog 1
(27,857 posts)and, if it was unlocked, (oftentimes during the day it was unlocked), she would say:
"You Hoo" and come right in.
My mom & dad liked her & didn't mind her coming in like that.
Years later, they told me that she was a "Madame"
(For a few months, I lived next door to a 2 bedroom bordello)
Leith
(7,813 posts)Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Aristus
(66,462 posts)Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatien-
MOO!
PassingFair
(22,434 posts)Who's There?
I. Eat. Mop.