Glenn Beck will celebrate July 4 by talking to the Man in the Moon (not a joke)

[Enrique]

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He says we've heard enough from historians, let's hear about American history from someone who has seen the entire history of mankind from a distance. i.e., the Man in the Moon.

[jberryhill]

1. Talking to? Howling at, is more like it.

[Frustratedlady]

2. God quit talking to Glenn, eh? eom

[Enrique]

7. Planet Kolob is not in alignment in July

but he should be able to get God for his Halloween special.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. I guess that is marginally better than talking to an empty chair.

[Plucketeer]

13. IQ-wise

They're three of a kind - Glenn, the chair and the moon.

[Arkansas Granny]

16. Good point!

[The CCC]

4. Glenn Beck will celebrate July 4 by talking to the Man in the Moon (not a joke)

I couldn't make this crap up. I'm just not that smart.

[proReality]

5. Does he expect the Man in the Moon to talk back?

I can't (won't) listen to Beck and his revisionist history lessons.

[yorokmok]

17. Nope....

He will just put words in his mouth...he considers it a public service!

[marble falls]

6. Is there a better entertainment value than Glen Beck? I read somewhere he pulls in $80M/YR ....

he's the proof of PT Barnum's, "No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."

[They_Live]

8. Glenn,

there's a reason that it is called "lunacy".

You're going to need a really long microphone cable.



Is Walter White the Man In The Moon?

The moon has a van dyke?

If the moon has no hands and no arms, how does he shave?

What happens to all the moon whiskers?

If we could collect moon whiskers, would they make good home building material?

I would like to have a lake house built out of moon whiskers.



I hope that Glenn answers all of my questions.

[Jim__]

9. I wonder what he's charging as an entry fee.

This guy could sell video of a dog taking a shit to his viewers.

[AtheistCrusader]

10. Oh boy, a mormon chooses salt lake city.

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

[Ganja Ninja]

11. Yeah we've heard enough from knowledgeable people who study and teach history.

It hasn't sunk in and it likely never will in Glenn's case. Might as well talk the the imaginary moon man.

(Somebody get a net and a tranquilizer gun, Glenn needs a long vacation.)

[LongTomH]

12. Didn't Beckerhead tell a story of his dog talking to him?

Supposedly, this was what led him to stop drinking and 'turn his life around" (and around, and around, and around!).

The crazy is strong with this one!

[freshwest]

14. Wonder if he's going to have Icke on. Aliens are in the Moon, right now, mind-controlling us!

Best youtube comment so far:

Let me guess... turns out the 'Man in the Moon' just so happens to also be a rightwing libertarian who hates all government spending (except military spending of course), thinks Jesus in modern times would have been ultra-capitalist throwing boot straps at the poor, and that we won fought and won the Revolutionary war to have the freedom to start our own billion dollar compounds away from all the godless commie nazis. Oh & GOLD & GUNS! I bet the Man in the Moon reeeally likes gold & guns too.


Glenn will likely reveal 'the truth about the occult founding of America.' This is a theme among Patriot Movement wackjobs.

Glenn may segue to extra-dimensional aliens, defined by scripture as demonic spirits without bodies, so they can be anywhere and live forever. Thus, your paranoia is well founded as they really are after you. They want your body, for reasons you don't want to know. They got together with the Nazis in WW2, infiltrated the USA government and run the space program. Because we couldn't possibly have done it...

Mormons and Scientologists have their own cosmology. Others follow their UFO alien belief system claiming when the aliens reveal themselves at last, everything is gonna be great or else they're gonna kill us all! Or some mixture of the two, and you can arrange where you fall on the scale if you just believe!

Some say reptilians took over Mars and the natives invaded the Earth. If he tries to claim aliens built the Moon and are sending frequencies to stop the evolution of Earthlings, that's where he got it.

I can't listen to his ravings as he's just regurgitating stuff on youtube, which is still out there and I'm sure some DUers have heard these fantasies. If anyone has the stomach to listen or watch this demagogue and the new religion he's creating to sell, get back to us. Otherwise, I'd just

[Unknown Beatle]

15. Beck

Man Is A Goon