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cayugafalls

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Mon Jul 13, 2020, 03:41 PM Jul 2020

Don Jr. has plans in place for his books potential failure due to cover error. (potential NSFW)

Sources close to the Presidents son say that he has prepared with all the proper training to take on a new job should his book fail to hit and achieve great success. After searching far and wide for the exact job that would fulfill his lifelong dream of combining big game and being a ladies man he has been narrowly focused on one particular career that at first seemed out of his reach, that was until he found himself a stool and some willing helpers.

His search being over, Don Jr. can focus all his energy on training to become the worlds foremost Elephant Inseminator.



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Don Jr. has plans in place for his books potential failure due to cover error. (potential NSFW) (Original Post) cayugafalls Jul 2020 OP
Republicans fine-tuning their platform to GUARANTEE VICTORY! BamaRefugee Jul 2020 #1
If they can just pull one more out! cayugafalls Jul 2020 #2
I wouldn't let that degenerate Ohiogal Jul 2020 #3
Well,... no wonder everyone calls him a dick. magicarpet Jul 2020 #4
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