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TrollBuster9090

(5,953 posts)
Fri Jan 17, 2020, 05:41 PM Jan 2020

So, Alan "I Kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz Is On The Trump Legal Team. I Guess Trump is still

taking his legal advice from Sean Hannity on who to hire?

So far, his legal A Team consists of:

Alan Dershowitz: who is up to his neck in the Jeffry Epstein sex scandal, and legal coverup in Florida. (Video below: skip to the fun part at 2:00. "I kept my underwear on, and I don't particularly like massages...")

Ken Starr: who's also up to his neck in the Jeffrey Epstein legal coverup. (As if that isn't reason enough to hate him, he's the GOP hit man who INVENTED the idea of an impeachment witch-hunt, and probably has the copyright on that term.)

Pam Bondi: who took a bribe from the Trump 'Charitable Foundation' to drop the Trump University lawsuit,

and, Jay Sekulow, who was apparently was coordinating the Ukraine extortion scheme with Lev Parnas,


What a shame Cohen is in jail. Could have used the OLD MAGIC about now. And I'm guessing that Greg Jarrett, Orly Taitz, Victoria Toensing and Joe DiGenova were too busy stealing candy from babies to make time for it?





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So, Alan "I Kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz Is On The Trump Legal Team. I Guess Trump is still (Original Post) TrollBuster9090 Jan 2020 OP
Love your OP headline. riversedge Jan 2020 #1
Haha! I also considered 'Dirty Dershowitz' for alliteration. Is that too 'Trumpian?' nt TrollBuster9090 Jan 2020 #3
yes, much to trumpy like. riversedge Jan 2020 #7
I go with Dershbag. n/t Harker Jan 2020 #8
Alan "I kept my underwear on" Dershowitz. Pedophilia is a horrendous crime..... AnotherMother4Peace Jan 2020 #2
I heard Dersoschitz on NPR today Crazyleftie Jan 2020 #4
It's amazing, isn't it? Dershowitz is going to be the decaffeinated version of Giulliani. TrollBuster9090 Jan 2020 #5
Chris Matthews got his name wrong lostnfound Jan 2020 #6
OMG... it's all so surreal... GreatInDayton Jan 2020 #9
I believe him that he "kept his underwear on".... ashredux Jan 2020 #10
Kept my underwear on? Is that like I didn't inhale? Lady Liberty, time for the sword to come out Evolve Dammit Jan 2020 #11

AnotherMother4Peace

(4,225 posts)
2. Alan "I kept my underwear on" Dershowitz. Pedophilia is a horrendous crime.....
Fri Jan 17, 2020, 06:21 PM
Jan 2020

Alan "I kept my underwear on" Dershowitz was also Epstein's one time attorney.

Crazyleftie

(458 posts)
4. I heard Dersoschitz on NPR today
Fri Jan 17, 2020, 06:53 PM
Jan 2020

claiming there were no witnesses in the Clinton trial....which is a bogus claim

TrollBuster9090

(5,953 posts)
5. It's amazing, isn't it? Dershowitz is going to be the decaffeinated version of Giulliani.
Fri Jan 17, 2020, 07:28 PM
Jan 2020

He loves the spot light, so, once he starts work on Trump's legal team, they won't be able to shut him up. And, while he's not as batshit-crazy as Giuliani, he's at least as big a bullshitter as Giuliani. Up until now, Dershowits has appeared mostly on Fox, where they never fact check him. And, since he's not officially connected to Trump, nobody in the mainstream medium really cares about what he says. But just wait until he becomes an OFFICIAL part of the Trump team, and the MSM has no choice but to fact check him.

I give it TWO WEEK, MAXIMUM before Trump is standing in front of Marine One shouting "I DON'T EVEN KNOW DERSHOWITZ! I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HIM AT A FUNDRAISER, BUT I NEVER TALKED TO HIM! HE'S A DEMOCRAT, THAT'S ALL I KNOW!..."

lostnfound

(16,138 posts)
6. Chris Matthews got his name wrong
Fri Jan 17, 2020, 08:06 PM
Jan 2020

He’s just calling him Alan Dershowitz. Your middle name is very apropos.

Evolve Dammit

(16,632 posts)
11. Kept my underwear on? Is that like I didn't inhale? Lady Liberty, time for the sword to come out
Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:52 AM
Jan 2020

and the scales of justice to start making noise. So sick of these white, privileged pedophiles giving us all a middle finger. Maybe Michel Cohen has more to add to this story in exchange for a shorter sentence?

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