Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 12/16/19

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Shamelessly Partisan Senators McConnell And Graham Pledge Not To Remove President Trump From Office

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Reports of degrading comments towards women at his company in the 1990s are resurfacing now that the New York billionaire's campaign for president is in full swing.




Hallmark Channel In A Tailspin After Same-Sex Wedding Ad Controversy

The sight of two women kissing in a TV ad enraged an anti-LGBTQ group, who petitioned Hallmark Channel to remove the ad, prompting a cascade of poor decisions by everyone's favorite purveyor of Christmas movies.




First Drafts: Holiday Cards 2019

It's the holidays, and that means it's time for holiday cards. This year, be careful to proofread your cards before sending.




Hallmark Channel After Dark

Hallmark Channel is unleashing a whole new slate of Christmas films with hardcore heterosexual holiday themes.

[trusty elf]

1. All I want for Christmas is

the republic back again!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Oh, me too!

And that is one incredible pic! I don't remember the guy on the left in any nativity scene I've ever seen!

[lapfog_1]

3. again, that isn't Fronkenstien... that's his creation!

[trusty elf]

4. ...