"EMERGENCY" - Parody Don Caron

[niyad]

LYRICS to EMERGENCY For two years, no funding found He didn’t try to build his wall on the ground Instead the rich captured the crown With a promise that it would trickle down Contriving tales concocting threats Claiming wins on fabricated bets November ushered in new upsets The time had come for him to pay his debts Instead he decided to weave another lie Danger at the border was the new battle cry Cause he knew fear and anger would be easy to incite With just a few tweets in the middle of the night He said it’s urgent, emergency My wall is urgent to keep you free So urgent, you just wait and see How urgent this wall’s gonna be It's urgent He plays tricks on your mind The actual facts are not that hard to find There is a threat, and it is him Wreaking havoc on his mindless whim. There’s a person I thought I would never quote I can’t say her name it won’t escape my throat The first time she sounded remotely literate She said “The real emergency is that he’s an idiot.” This is so urgent, emergency How do we get rid of the fascist bigotry You know it’s urgent Do you see the urgency Is it time for an insurgency Urgent Just wait and see how urgent it’s gonna be It’s urgent