Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/30/18

[Rhiannon12866]

Trump Warns Of 'Young, Strong' Men In The Caravan

Fear-mongering Republicans can't decide if they want to paint the migrant caravan as full of dangerously strong men or feeble invalids carrying disease.




Have You Seen This Giant Inflatable Colon?

Stephen uses the bottom of his monologue to put the word out for a giant inflatable colon that's gone missing.




Meanwhile... Chickens Can Dress Up For Halloween

There IS such a thing as a news story that doesn't involve Donald Trump. You just have to believe!




The Caravan: A Donald J. Trump Film

IT... IS... ALIVE! And full of well-meaning families seeking refuge from violence. AHH!!

[Samhain Beltane]

1. Miss Haley didn't blame Obama for Pittsburgh and Charlottesville

How very sporting of her, especially since both events occurred during the Trump administration!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. She may have thought that she got out in time

But people have long memories and she's not getting off that easily. Welcome to DU!

[Samhain Beltane]

5. Well, as Mr. Wilson points out, "Everything Trump Touches Dies"

PS; I thank you for welcoming me to the website.

[dameatball]

3. I think her Obama reference was about the Dylan Roof church shootings in 2015.

But your intended point is valid. Obama did not use hate filled rhetoric against immigrants, religious groups, the press or anyone else.

Her comparison is apples and oranges. more BS.

[Dennis Donovan]

4. Kick

Not sure why some DUers will post duplicates of the Colbert monologues? It seems thoughtless to do...

[Rhiannon12866]

7. I don't get it either.

I always check for duplicates, including in GD.

[smirkymonkey]

6. K&R

Thanks Rhiannon!

[Rhiannon12866]

8. Thank you!

He really is must-see-TV the closer we get to the election. He really keeps up on the latest news...