Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 4/24/18

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Trump's Cringeworthy Day With Emmanuel Macron

Donald Trump welcomed the French President and First Lady to the White House. Or at least he tried to.




Stephen To Ronny Jackson: It Is Never Okay To Drink On The Job

Trump gave his nominee to head the Veterans Affairs an escape door following allegations that he 'drank too much on the job.'




Profiles In Discourage: A Disaster Named Don Blankenship

West Virginia's Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate was criminally charged following an accident in a coal mine of his that didn't meet safety standards. Or, as he puts it, he's a 'political prisoner.'




Melania Prepares The White House For Emmanuel Macron

The First Lady tidies up 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue ahead of a state visit from the French President.

[Angry Dragon]

1. KICK for the morning people

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Thanks!

These are never available till really late and I make a point of posting them for those who don't stay up late enough to watch - or those who don't have TV. We really need his humor these days and he's consistently terrific!

[Angry Dragon]

3. welcome

[Rhiannon12866]

4. ...

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5. loved the last one where Melania is tidying up the WH. ha ha

[Rhiannon12866]

6. This was one of my favorite openings too!

The writing on this show - and Stephen himself - are brilliant!

[Bluepinky]

7. I liked seeing Trump with the cone around his neck.

It was funny watching him try to kiss Melania while she had that large hat on. And in another segment, his elaborate handshake with Macron, after which Colbert asks “Which one is he married to”?

Trump flicked “dandruff” off Macron’s suit, Macron is smiling and laughing and Colbert says “If Macron is still smiling after two days with Trump, it’s not dandruff on his suit, it’s cocaine.”

Very funny segments, Colbert always has me laughing.