The Daily Show: Trump Might Have a Secret Kid and Mark Zuckerberg's Second Day in Congress

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A rumor surfaces that President Trump secretly had a child with a Trump Tower housekeeper, and Mark Zuckerberg continues his testimony in Congress following the Cambridge Analytica scandal.

[no_hypocrisy]

1. One way to definitively know whether Trump has more children.

He has to die. Specifically, read his Will. If he doesn't want his estate to distribute any of his money to a proven heretofore unknown and unnamed child(ren), he has to specifically disinherit him/her/them in the Will. Otherwise, that child(ren) can challenge the Will for a piece of the Trump pie. Unless Trump had that child(ren) sign an agreement to relinquish any interest in his estate after that child turned 18, he/she/they have a crack at it.

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2. Brilliant

Trevor Noah is a worthy successor to Jon Stewart, and has his own clear intelligence as well as phenomenal facial and vocal mimicry. Sharp, subtle, and very funny.