Trump TelePrompter Flub turns into an instant Lie

[tomhagen]

Be sure to always sacrifice for your Furniture....

[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. "They sacrifice every day for the furniture and future of their children."

[democratisphere]

2. At least the furniture has 72 months to pay, same as cash with no interest.

Still need to find someone to finance the children.

[lastlib]

8. Some children have no interest either.

Exhibit A: POTUS

[trusty elf]

4. .....

" I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.

She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture —"

[underpants]

3. He wears glasses but won't be seen wearing them

At a townhall during the campaign he had notes clearly written with a "20/20 pen". It's like a sharpie but it doesn't bleed through the paper. It's used a lot in the low vision community.

[Scarsdale]

16. If he thinks they

will detract from his "good looks" he should think again. First off he is repulsive, second glasses might hide those ugly bags hanging under his eyes. He obviously sees a totally different person when he looks into a mirror than the rest of us see. Fat, shapeless, ugly with many chins hanging down. Some men have the personality to overcome these looks, but he has nothing to offer in the way of personality, likeability. Even his "wife" can not hide her revulsion of him. Just hanging around for the money, since she expects a big payoff when this nightmare is over, for ALL of us.

[janterry]

20. Does he get those bags bleached?

They are unnaturally light -

[Scarsdale]

21. He must cover them

when he gets spray tanned. I wonder if Hope Hicks has to do that, too, along with steaming his suits while he is wearing them?

[TrollBuster9090]

5. "They Sacrifice Every Day For The Furniture Of Their Children"

Man, what a complete DOPE.

I can't believe we let them rag on Obama for eight solid years about being 'the teleprompter in chief.' You can say what you like about Obama, but at least he COULD read a teleprompter.

[trusty elf]

6. What an idiot.

furniture:

[Rorey]

18. LOL, thank you.

[kaotikross]

7. Trump's handlers were just glad

He didn't talk about BJ's.

(rimshot)

[Ligyron]

9. Call him CJ or DJ, just don't call me late for the Impeachment.

[left-of-center2012]

10. I need to sacrifice some of my old furniture

[left-of-center2012]

11. "You can call me Ray ..."

"You can call me Ray,
or you can call me Jay,
or you can call me Johnny
or you can call me Sonny,
or you can call me RayJay,
or you can call me RJ…
but ya doesn’t hafta call me Furniture"

[tomhagen]

12. He turned the DJ flub into a Lie within one single millisecond -he said call me either one

[Virtual Burlesque]

13. The Great and Powerfull Orange is an idiot and an imbecile.

And as he warns, he's trying to build a wall and a war between Mexico and South Korea.

[ffr]

14. Palm to face. Our unable-to-read Dotard in action.

[Lil Missy]

15. Pence looks so creepy.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

17. I've gotten splinters making furniture

Don't think I'd sacrifice every day for the furniture of my children, though.

How can I get to a piece and a place where the word and the world won't sacrifice the furniture of my children for DJ and CJ?

[SunSeeker]

19. He'd rather lie that admit he misread the prompter. That's how pathological he is. nt