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Pretty soon youre gonna be tryin to marry your dogs..... (Original Post)
tomhagen
Jan 2018
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shenmue
(38,506 posts)1. I'd like to marry my dog, but I think he's seeing someone else
hlthe2b
(102,272 posts)2. I can't; my dogs always see me as "MOM"
samnsara
(17,622 posts)3. my dogs got long golden hair and smiles whenever he sees me..
..but hes about 95 in human years and he hasn't worked in ages. My dog husband of choice would have been my Afghan Hound....he was a LOOKER!! Flowing white locks! Gorgeous profile.....tall and had that exotic foreign accent!
RKP5637
(67,108 posts)4. I don't know! My dog doesn't like to take baths!!!
delisen
(6,043 posts)5. Would I have to divorce my dog if he was mean to me?
If so , I think it is better if we just live together.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,692 posts)6. I don't have a dog; can I marry a cat?
Problem is, I have three cats and if I married just one of them the others would be jealous. Can there be such a thing as polyfeligamy?
rond302
(1 post)7. First Wife
I would have been better off to have married my dog than marrying my first wife
gopiscrap
(23,760 posts)9. welcome to DU
hermetic
(8,308 posts)8. Hmm, looks like her husband
already did.
Boomerproud
(7,952 posts)11. DUZY!
LOL!
rpannier
(24,329 posts)13. Sounds like he married a troll
One from Dungeons and Dragons
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)10. My dog thinks she is married to me
Sometimes my wife thinks my dog is married to me. The reality is my dog is excels at acting cute so she'll get attention.
Mr.Bill
(24,289 posts)12. I sleep with my dogs.
I'll never sleep with a republican.