With poll numbers crashing, his base rioting, and a White House in crisis, what's a president to do?

[sandensea]

[central scrutinizer]

1. Hysterical

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. I have not laughed this hard in months

thank you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much

[MyOwnPeace]

4. Can't write more.............

I'll second YOUR post!

[sandensea]

5. Sure! Glad you enjoyed it.

An oldie (from May) but goodie.

[PoorMonger]

3. Great Show!

Honestly , when this was announced I thought it would be too much Trump to take. Even if hilarious, I imagined I would be too fatigued by this shit presidency to want this in my life. But man does this guy nail it. Also appreciate how they always manage to fit news in from the same day it airs.

[sandensea]

6. I've always feared the day might come when the deplorables would elect one of their own.

I just never thought it would be in such a pathetic form.

Then again, I'm glad it is. Voters need to see these extremists as they are.

[randr]

7. Sneak out under cover of eclipse

[sandensea]

8. Ah. So that's what Mike Putz was doing in Argentina.

Scouting getaway locations for the boss.

[Rural_Progressive]

9. Hit's too close to home

so easy to see it actually happening

[sandensea]

10. It wouldn't surprise me if he's already shattered numerous priceless antiques in his fits of rage.

"Rachel Madcow said WHAT!!!"

"No, Mr. President! That Ming vase was presented to President Jackson during his..." ***POW!***

"Sir, no! Not the Lincoln china!!!" ***CRASH!***

[RainCaster]

11. Sit on the toilet and take a twit

Yeaaah. That felt good.

[SergeStorms]

12. I can picture....

Trump doing something very close to this in real life. The children would be very well behaved compared to him. Maturation-wise, they're very close to each other, but the kids get the edge in that department.

[Scarsdale]

13. Amen.

He was NEVER taught how to behave, so he does as he pleases. Unfortunately, WE are the victims in this fiasco. The gop OWNS this madness, 100%. In front of the entire world, the gop and their insane "leader" are making a laughingstock of this country. Worst president EVER. I doubt there will EVER be one to top this repulsive, orange, flat-faced imbecile.

[Duppers]

14. This is indeed him psychologically.

This is hilarious.

[sandensea]

15. I trust the Lincoln china is kept under lock and key

Another week like this one, and it's *POW* *CLANG* *CRASH!*