Trump calls for the Death Penalty for Suicide Bombers (ROFL)

[tomhagen]

This is not the Onion.
Jesus H.

While in Europe for the G7 Summit, President Trump has criticized the other member nations for not having the death penalty, which he says should especially apply to suicide bombers like the one who attacked Manchester recently.

http://www.breakingburgh.com/trump-fires-base-call-death-penalty-suicide-bombers/


What a fucking

[luvMIdog]

1. I remain as always against the death penalty.

[angstlessk]

3. Well, suicide bombers seem to impose the death penalty upon themselves

and I ain't unhappy, except for others they murder in the process

[luvMIdog]

5. this is true. How did I miss that this morning ? lol

The picture was not there when I posted. The night was still dark.. the dog was barking... geez... my brain was dead this time

[angstlessk]

8. Well, if you'd quit bloodying yourself with that dern keyboard!

[luvMIdog]

9. *chuckle* maybe THAT'S it :P

[MousePlayingDaffodil]

4. Uh . . .

. . . wow.

Yours may be a little too droll, as far as humor goes.

[luvMIdog]

6. uhmn.. I wasn't quite awake & the pic was not there I was serious & not joking *shame*

[Fla Dem]

2. The dumb hurts.

[Zambero]

7. And for regular suicide as well!

Non-terrorist people should not be getting away willy-nilly with offing themselves. There needs to be a deterrent, and courts should show no mercy . Kill yourself and we kill YOU.

[tazkcmo]

10. Typical.

A year ago I would have been looking for the Onion link when seeing a headline like that. Now I expect a Post or Times link. Dolt 45 is a World Class (insert worse thing in the world you are aware of).

[Arkansas Granny]

11. Good one. Maybe not The Onion, but close.

BREAKING BURGH
A SATIRICAL BLOG SERVING WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA AND BEYOND
http://www.breakingburgh.com/trump-fires-base-call-death-penalty-suicide-bombers/

However, it's as believable as some of his actual announcements.

[angstlessk]

12. I love their book selection!

[secondwind]

13. Satire site

[markpkessinger]

14. No, it's not the Onion, BUT . . .

. . . right at the top of the page, under the name of the blog, it says in BIG, BOLD LETTERS:

"A satirical blog serving Western Pennsylvania and beyond"