According to his mad-scientist-looking doctor, Trump is on three medications:
finasteride for hair loss
a statin for his cholesterol
an antibiotic for rosacea
Rosacea turns your face red. Trump is EXTREMELY concerned about appearance (please ignore his 60-inch waistline, suits he wears off the rack from Goodwill, ties long enough for him to step on, bad hair, baseball caps with suits, bankruptcy petition sticking out of his pocket...) so he attempts to cover his rosacea with makeup. He's terrible at it.
Figure this one out: His first and third wives were models. His second was an actress. He has two daughters who are never seen in public without perfectly-done faces. He lives in the city that is home of the American theatre, most of the television industry, the entire fashion industry, three of the most significant department store chains in the country, lots of beauty schools, and thousands of salons, estheticians and cosmetics stores*. Why, exactly, has no one ever color-matched him?
* It's also the home of the largest gay community in the Northeast, but we won't talk about that right now. The reality is, a LOT of men in New York City wear makeup and very few of them are as bad at it as he is.
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