Today's Tiedrich rant: holy shit, Taylor Swift has broken Donald Trump's worm-infested brain

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/holy-shit-taylor-swift-has-broken

Little Donny Fuckface has a lot on what’s left of his decaying mind.

he’s in a world of shit. he’s already on the hook for close to 90 million dollars for defaming the woman he raped. he’s got four concurrent criminal trials going on. he’s fighting to remain on the ballot in Colorado and Maine, while additional states mull dropping him from theirs. his gold-digging third wife hates his guts. and we may find out as early as today just how many hundreds of millions Judge Engoron will order him to fork over for being a lifelong business fraud and tax cheat.

which is why it’s super fucking satisfying to learn that he can still find the time to pitch a shit-fit about how a talented young woman who does actual good in this world is a thousand times more popular than he is.

Quote:

Last month, the source close to Trump adds, the ex-president commented to some confidants that it “obviously” made no sense that he was not named Time magazine’s 2023 Person of the Year — an honor that went to none other than Swift in December.

Donald Trump is for the first time in his pampered life facing serious financial ruin and possible jail time, and Taylor Swift’s popularity is what eats away at him.

- more at link -

It's a great rant that includes a multitude of praise for Ms. Swift along with insults for Chump and other MAGAs.

[calimary]

1. That photo makes him look like he's got a worm-infested face.

[SheilaAnn]

2. Best photo of him I've seen...bwah! n/t

[FakeNoose]

3. It's probably bad lighting, but it seems like he's trying to look tanned and youthful

Somebody needs to tell him it's not working.

[Botany]

5. I think the mortician did a good job on him he looks almost life like

The face putty, face paint, and just the glazed look on his face are really shocking. That is a man
who is not well and could be dead in the immediate future. It looks like after E.J.C.’s big win over
him has taken its toll. And E.J.C. and her team going on TV calling him a nothing, laughing @ him,
and daring him to talk some more shit so they can sue him again must have stung him deeply.

[lastlib]

21. I've seen rotten potatoes that looked better than he does there.

(and none of them were Tuber-Vile.....) Geez, he could pass for Death warmed over in the microwave. BTHOOM why he does that to himself. (But it's his skin--if it was mine, I'd shed it and try a new one.)

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[sop]

24. Rode hard and put away wet.

[ChazInAz]

4. Ms Swift's make-up

Is better than his, too!

[FakeNoose]

6. Taylor Swift employs artists to do her hair and makeup

Chump does his own. Can't we all tell the difference?

[yonder]

7. Those are two stunningly opposite images.

[Blue Owl]

11. Captain Pantload looks like absolute hell

[gab13by13]

8. Trump isn't pissed over Time magazine.

Trump is pissed that Taylor Swift may lead a movement to vote for Joe Biden.

[Deuxcents]

9. One good. One evil.

[Farmer-Rick]

10. Notice the make up on his collar?

I bet all his white shirts have that brownish ring around the collar. Wearing make up everyday on a flabby neck makes a mess.

For a man who hates people of color so much, it's odd that he paints his face with such a dark color.

[spooky3]

12. Agree; why does he apply makeup at all? It's lipstick on a pig. Nt

[Farmer-Rick]

34. I don't understand it either

What's wrong with the skin on his face that he's trying to hide?

I find as I get older, my face tans quicker and I need to keep it carefully protected out in the sun. But it's obvious what he's doing is trying to hide his normal palor.

Do you think his age spots are really bad?

[JoseBalow]

16. "Those dirty rings!" He needs Wisk around the collar :)

[spooky3]

35. When those ads came on with wives fretting about hubbies' "ring around

The collar” my late mother used to say “tell him to wash his filthy neck!”

[Emrys]

13. This man probably looks in a mirror in the morning, looks at what he sees, and says to himself,

"Yeah, that'll do."

Some people want him in charge of country.

Fuck me.

[JoseBalow]

19. "What makeup?"

[niyad]

14. Okay, I read the whole article. Pentagon??? NATO??? Is there some new

species of psychedelic plant of which we are unaware, because that is some serious disconnect from reality.

[FakeNoose]

20. It's all deflection so the right-wingers don't have to think about Chump

... and what a terrible candidate he is. He'll be even worse by this summer, but the RWNJs need to talk about something else.

So Taylor Swift is an easy target, however innocent she may be. There was a story in the news the other day that the Pentagon considered hiring her to do some recruitment-type TV ads. That was 4 years ago, and I don't think it ever happened. But the MAGAs are howling anyway.

It's totally nuts, and we know that Faux Noise and Xwitter (and probably Putin's bots) are driving this.

[world wide wally]

15. Good vs Evil in one pic

[MiHale]

17. Wowsa!! Donnie really has that 'End of Summer' Walmart shopper look.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

18. The DEATHLY Florida tan look.

I bet he does not wear the same shirt twice. But then, they're made in China anyways.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

22. You'd think a billionaire could find an unstained shirt

[Aristus]

37. I've never seen anyone else claiming to be so rich who had such a spectacularly awful wardrobe.

I mean, tech billionaires love to do the khakis and superhero T-shirt thing; that's different. But TFG makes a big deal out of wearing business suits. And they are ugly and poorly-fitted. And he never mixes it up. It's always the same baggy, unflattering uniform: mediocre navy blue suit, filthy-looking white shirt, and that stupid-ass red "power tie" held together with Scotch tape.

I'm not rich, but my wardrobe is light-years better than his.

[3catwoman3]

23. Has that picture been photoshopped perchance?

The skin tone is so dark it almost looks like he's in blackface makeup.

[FakeNoose]

28. I think it's probably bad lighting in th ephoto, but also his makeup artist is terrible

Chump does his own hair and make-up, in case you can't tell.

[Warpy]

25. The real problem? She's HIS TYPE

She's blonde, thin, and gorgeous. She likes big guys. She's his unattainable Venus and it's driving him around the bend.

She's also making enough mony that there is no way he]ll ever be able to afford her. She's a workaholic and unless somebody's ripping her off, she's really rich and for real. No bluster or boasting needed.

It's eating him alive, you can see it.

[niyad]

30. Dear Goddess, you are absolutely correct about his "type", except that she

is over 25.

Okay, where is the brain bleach???

[Warpy]

31. His daughter is 42 and sge;still his type

so I doubt Swift's age matters little.

It's eating him up.

[niyad]

32. Good point. I am going to go throw up now.

[spooky3]

36. She's who he wishes he was. Attractive, smart and COMPETENT

so she doesn’t have to lie and grift for her money.

[MustLoveBeagles]

26. That was an epic rant

[captain queeg]

27. He'd be much better off keeping a low profile

Instead he’s showing the world his decline. His appearance seems to be mirroring his mental decline. Even his fan club must be worried about him. Time to put that pasty bloated mug on Stallone’s body again. It would be good to show the deteriorstion.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

29. That arrangement of the 2 photos is really creepy -- traitortrump stalking again.

[Martin Eden]

33. Bloated FRAGILE EGO of a Malignant Narcissist

Anyone who can't see this sociopath is mentally and morally unfit is BLIND.