Today's Tiedrich rant: Donald Trump keeps having bad days in court. maybe that's because he's a fucking idiot

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/donald-trump-keeps-having-bad-days

it takes special kind of stupid to press the barrel of a gun right up against your own foot and pull the trigger until it goes click, but guess what?

in Judge Engoron’s Manhattan courtroom yesterday, a certain quadrice-indicted twice-impeached popular-vote-losing adderall-huffing insurrection-leading testimony-ducking judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring witness-tampering day-one-dictatoring disabled-veteran-dishonoring inheritance-squandering language-mangling serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting butler-bullying daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming bone-spur-faking ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving golf-cheating weather-map-defacing horse-paste-promoting paper-towel-flinging race-baiting tax-evading evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering diaper-filling 91-count fluorescent tangerine felony factory was exactly that special kind of stupid.

yesterday was the day of closing arguments in the Big Trump Family Fraud Fuckery Trial, and as things were wrapping up, Chris Kies, the smirking-because-he-got-paid-in-advance frat lawyer raised his hand with a question for Judge Engoron: could Donald Trump say a few words on his own behalf?

never mind that Engoron had previously denied such a request.... Engoron sighed and asked if Trump would be willing to stick to the facts and the —

Trump didn’t bother to let Engoron finish his sentence. he stood up and threw a grievance-soaked technicolor shit-fit.

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This is an awesome rant by Jeff Tiedrich!

I know we're all pressed for time and not everyone will have a chance to read the rest of the article. But my friends, please don't miss Tiedrich's last lines, they are PRICELESS ...

there’s no way out for Donny — this is a state civil trial. even if he becomes King Fuckface the First next January, he can’t make this go away — no matter who he sends Seal Team Six after.

all because he couldn’t keep his stupid mouth shut for five fucking minutes in a courtroom. boo fucking hoo.

[leftieNanner]

1. This one is EPIC!

"Bedminster's next owner will make Donny dig up Ivana and take her with him."

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

7. Dammit, you beat me to it!

Gonna post it anyway, 'cause it's great!

Bedminister’s next owner will make Donny dig up Ivana and take her with him.

[SWBTATTReg]

2. Whew! This is definitely a classic mouthful by Mr. Tiedrich, whew! Catch your breath, Mr. Tiedrich!

I do love my Tiedrich w/ my coffee in the A.M.! Ha ha, he certainly has a way w/ words!

[erronis]

11. Are we sure that Tiedrich and RudePundit aren't dopplegangers?

This is the most rudist rant I've read from Mr. Tiedrich.

[ShazzieB]

3. I love Tiedrich's commentary, but that second paragraph was hard to read! 😄

I think some commas are called for:

in Judge Engoron’s Manhattan courtroom yesterday, a certain quadrice-indicted, twice-impeached, popular-vote-losing, adderall-huffing, insurrection-leading, testimony-ducking, judge-threatening, lawyer-ignoring, witness-tampering, day-one-dictatoring, disabled-veteran-dishonoring, inheritance-squandering, language-mangling, serial-sexual-predating, draft-dodging, casino-bankrupting, butler-bullying, daughter-perving, hush-money-paying, real-estate-scamming, bone-spur-faking, ketchup-hurling, justice-obstructing, classified-war-plan-thieving, golf-cheating, weather-map-defacing, horse-paste-promoting, paper-towel-flinging, race-baiting, tax-evading, evidence-destroying, charity-defrauding, money-laundering! diaper-filling! 91-count, fluorescent tangerine felony factory was exactly that special kind of stupid.

So much more intelligible now!

After inserting the commas so that I could make sense of that myself, I will leave this here in case it's helpful for anyone else.

[lapfog_1]

5. oh stop!

he had me at "adderall-huffing insurrection-leading testimony-ducking judge-threatening"...


"fluorescent tangerine felony factory" is worthy of our very own Ferret.

[erronis]

12. It's ok - when you're spewing commas and semi-colons and periods just get in the way.

Ever read any of those old stream-of-consciousness types? Punctuation was for the ones that wanted properly crafted and diagrammed sentences.

[Pluvious]

4. One of Tiedrich's best !!

Peak Schadenfreude

[Aristus]

6. That was very Shakespearean.

From 'King Lear':

KENT
Fellow, I know thee.

OSWALD
What dost thou know me for?

KENT
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition.



Stratford Will is still the OG snapper

[erronis]

13. Thanks. I'll need to add that to my epithets to hurl at those that will listen.

Most people ignore me after my first couple of words.

When it's important I usually preface my diatribe with: Duck Incoming

[wiggs]

8. Always good. Just subscribed to his site. nt

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

9. One suggested edit

Meal Team Six

[niyad]

10. LOVE JT!!!