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Today's Tiedrich rant: Hunter Biden is just fucking with House Republicans now, and it's a glorious sight to behold
Last edited Thu Jan 11, 2024, 09:12 PM - Edit history (1)
Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/hunter-biden-is-just-fucking-with
Hunter Biden is fresh out of fucks, and he just grabbed the GOP by the scruff of their necks and rubbed their faces in their own clownish stupidity.
Wednesday started out perfectly normal enough. House Republicans, instead of actually working to solve any of America’s looming problems — for instance, there’s that held-together-with-spit-and-baling-wire budget agreement that expires in eight days — chose instead to focus on the all-important task of holding Hunter Biden in contempt of Congress for failing to show up for their bullshit closed-door kabuki hearings.
and so everyone assembled, all the usual suspects took their places, cameras started rolling, and everyone got ready for James Comer to start yap-yap-yapping about canceled checks and secret phone calls like some fucked-up Elmer Fudd on meth .... when all of a sudden, who saunters right onto the floor of the committee room but Hunter Fucking Biden himself. he elbowed his way through the crowd and sat right down in the front row and was all hey assholes, get a load of me. anybody want to see my freakishly ginormous dick?
ok, I may have made that last part up. did chaos ensue? oh my dear friends, fuck yes, it absolutely did — and it was a glorious thing to behold. nobody saw it coming — Hunter’s appearance was unannounced — and panicked Republicans had no clue how to react.
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Wednesday started out perfectly normal enough. House Republicans, instead of actually working to solve any of America’s looming problems — for instance, there’s that held-together-with-spit-and-baling-wire budget agreement that expires in eight days — chose instead to focus on the all-important task of holding Hunter Biden in contempt of Congress for failing to show up for their bullshit closed-door kabuki hearings.
and so everyone assembled, all the usual suspects took their places, cameras started rolling, and everyone got ready for James Comer to start yap-yap-yapping about canceled checks and secret phone calls like some fucked-up Elmer Fudd on meth .... when all of a sudden, who saunters right onto the floor of the committee room but Hunter Fucking Biden himself. he elbowed his way through the crowd and sat right down in the front row and was all hey assholes, get a load of me. anybody want to see my freakishly ginormous dick?
ok, I may have made that last part up. did chaos ensue? oh my dear friends, fuck yes, it absolutely did — and it was a glorious thing to behold. nobody saw it coming — Hunter’s appearance was unannounced — and panicked Republicans had no clue how to react.
Great rant today! Featuring insults showered on Nancy Mace, James Comer and Marjory Taylor Greene. Several insults are heaped onto MTG, who made a total ass of herself yesterday. Thank you Jeff Tiedrich, for going above and beyond.
On Edit - I've added "James Comer"'s name and replaced "Jared Moskowitz" who was actually on the side of the good guys.
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I posted this too quickly and I'll go back and fix it.
