Tiedrich rant: the $90 turkey and other fucked-up Fox News fairy tales

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/the-90-turkey-and-other-fucked-up

gather ’round, children. Uncle Jeff has a heartwarming Thanksgiving story to tell you. there’s a very bad man in America. his name is Sleepy Joe Biden.

Sleepy Joe Biden hates America. he hates the flag. he hates your mommy and daddy and he hates you. Sleepy Joe Biden is in charge of what things cost, and he goes around raising the price of everything, just to be mean. this fucking guy — oh, sorry, children, Uncle Jeff got a little too worked up there — this awful guy, do you know what he did?

he went into every store in America with his magic price sticker thingy and made it so that turkey cost a milliontyskillion dollars. that’s how much he hates your mommy and daddy. then he went home and laughed himself to sleep. and now Thanksgiving is ruined for everyone.

no, seriously, this is the latest pile of bullshit being peddled by Fox News. here’s inexplicably-employed Jason Chaffetz, - 'memba him? - the mediocre former Utah Rep. who somehow failed upwards and is now a Fox bloviator:

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[IronLionZion]

1. Biden made him pay triple price for the most elitest woke turkey he could fly in from a woke farm

We are all starving to death from the socialist scarcity under Bidenomics. Can't drive to the local grocery store because of Biden's gas prices.

Link to tweet

[sheshe2]

2. Well done, Jeff. 🤣🤣🤣

[ihaveaquestion]

3. FOX is giving their audience Golden Showers! Ha!

[Riverman100]

4. But

The magats will believe this CRAP. I worry about how stupid they can be

[FakeNoose]

5. Anyone who shops in their own local grocery store can see what a lie this is

The price of turkeys - fresh or frozen - are probably lower this year than they have been for the last several years.

You want to shop for a boutique "premium" brand? OK it's going to cost more, but idiot Jason Chaffetz doesn't mention that. He's just bloviating.

[IronLionZion]

6. Maybe Fox News hosts are the real elitists out of touch with average Americans

Dude got a super bougie specialty turkey that normal Americans wouldn't even know where to buy it.

[underpants]

7. I looked up his turkey. Super fancy "elite" stuff

https://diestelturkey.com/products/category/whole-turkeys/