Tiedrich rant: Trump on the stand: a twenty-megaton shit-show for the ages

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/trump-on-the-stand-a-twenty-megaton

yesterday was the day we’d all been waiting for: it was Little Donny Fuckface’s turn to sit in the witness box at his Big Trump Family Fraud Fuckery Trial, and anyone hoping for a complete meltdown did not come away disappointed.



the rancid trash bag of personality defects that is Donald Trump burst open and every fetid pathology came spilling out — the vanity, the narcissism, the grandiosity, the belligerence, the delusions, the petty grudges and whiny grievances — the whole stinking mess.



from the get-go, Trump was out of control — moaning, sighing, yelling, blustering, attacking the judge and the prosecutors — sparking this exchange between Judge Engoron and Smirky Frat Lawyer Chris Kise:



“the former and future chief executive of the United States” — my god, how fucking obnoxious can one lawyer get? put a big smelly sock in it, Chris — your client is going to be lucky if he isn’t spending 2025 rattling the bars of his prison cell.

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You really have to click on the OP link and read this master trolling yourself. I can't possibly do it justice in 4 paragraphs. Jeff Tiedrich is awesome and hilarious!

[underpants]

1. rancid trash bag of personality

[2naSalit]

4. Actually...

"Trash bag of personality defects!"

[JoseBalow]

2. "he's cracking under the strain. it's glorious"

[Cheezoholic]

3. My PC rebooted after I scrolled through that rant lol

I think "Little Miss Parking Garage" temporarily smoked the internal "Fuckin' Eh" bus. (only AMD processors have a sense of humor, fuck intel )