Tesla's Cybertrucks were 'rushed out,' are malfunctioning at astounding rate
Source: NY Post
Teslas long-delayed and pricey Cybertrucks are getting panned by furious owners for malfunctioning at an alarming rate just months after Elon Musks futuristic vehicle hit the road.
Tales of the stainless steel Cybertrucks dying after traveling just 1 mile, randomly hard-braking on a wide-open road and already showing rust spots, among other gripes, were shared in the Tesla Owners Club forum.
In a thread titled Worst delivery in my life (truck died in 5 minutes), a Southern California-based owner wrote that after taking his truck for a spin the same day it was delivered last month, the vehicle made it 1 mile down road, started getting steering error, flashing red screen, pulled off side of highway now the truck is dead and Im waiting for a tow truck.
Dealer couldnt do anything for me. It was great for 5 minutes. Tried everything, restarting, screen is stuck black and keeps beeping, the user added in the thread, first reported on by automotive news site Jalopnik...more
Read more: https://nypost.com/2024/04/08/business/teslas-cybertrucks-were-rushed-out-are-malfunctioning-at-astounding-rate/
r/CyberStuck
peppertree
(21,642 posts)So they're hideous and lemons.
ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,208 posts)Ocelot II
(115,773 posts)yankee87
(2,175 posts)Had the entire industry, and he squandered it.
Im sad because this may set back EV sales from all companies.
Big Awl's secret weapon?
OAITW r.2.0
(24,528 posts)the Libs, his primary buying market. Well played, Stupid.
C Moon
(12,218 posts)ToxMarz
(2,169 posts)'Butt Ugly'
peppertree
(21,642 posts)doc03
(35,355 posts)work of art compared to that thing.
Clark Griswold can finally die in peace.
SouthernDem4ever
(6,617 posts)JoseBalow
(2,403 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)I'd buy one every day of the week before I bought one single Tesla.
MuseRider
(34,112 posts)of my nose! I LOVE that movie and this was perfect!
peppertree
(21,642 posts)The best description I've read, is that it looks like Mad Max's contraption.
It's in there somewhere...
OMGWTF
(3,963 posts)Hahahahaha Eloon. And now you have ruined Tesla too. EETD
ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,208 posts)#EETD Everything Elmo Touches Dies
IronLionZion
(45,469 posts)And needs to be towed up a slippery hill.
SouthernDem4ever
(6,617 posts)That truck would have to wash itself, change it's own tires and pleasure me daily for me to buy something that looks like an ugly tank from the movie Robocop.
Aristus
(66,410 posts)I understand that they're supposed to be ugly; they are for killing, after all.
But tankers think they are beautiful because form follows function 100%. It has to. A tank can't have a pretty paint job, or beauty panels.
Anyway, just a thought from an old tanker.
SouthernDem4ever
(6,617 posts)if this was supposed to be a tank.
Aristus
(66,410 posts)My platoon sergeant when I was in Germany had a classic 1950's pick-up truck with a pearly-pink finish. At the end of the day, we used to pile in the back, just like in the movies, for a ride back to the barracks. Not a pick-up truck guy, but his was nice.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,379 posts)Somebody should have consulted a 6 y.o. kid about the design -- it wouldn't be so ugly.
MuseRider
(34,112 posts)bags of grain or bales of alfalfa I could fit in that thing? I can put several weeks worth in my old HHR but this "truck"? Bwahahaha, I would get laughed out of the parking lot at the feed store!
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,379 posts)You could at least get a couple of bags of corn to stay on the thing, then.
MuseRider
(34,112 posts)I love that little truck!
I can imagine this scene, one of the Tesla trucks (HAHA) Beverly Hillbillied, with Granny in her rocker with her gun etc. and a big old slobbery dog. That is likely the future of people in this country anyway. A couple of goats would look cute in this truck.
mahina
(17,680 posts)Unlike some. Ahem(cyberstank)
TheRealNorth
(9,481 posts)Excluding the structural support/frame and underbody, I thought most car companies decided the newer materials like carbon fiber for the body panels were better than steel because they don't rust and it is really the frame that is important when it comes to crash safety.
I think the only exterior panel of my car that is steel is the hood (I presume it has to be made of steel due to the amount of heat from the engine)
Maybe Elon was trying to court the survivalists? (Is the steel thick enought to stop small caliber bullets?)
IronLionZion
(45,469 posts)NO PAINT, NO CHIPS
AN ULTRA-HARD STAINLESS-STEEL EXOSKELETON HELPS TO REDUCE DENTS, DAMAGE AND LONG-TERM CORROSION. REPAIRS ARE SIMPLE AND QUICK.
SHATTER-RESISTANT
ARMOR GLASS CAN RESIST THE IMPACT OF A BASEBALL AT 70 MPH OR CLASS 4 HAIL. ACOUSTIC GLASS HELPS MAKE THE CABIN AS QUIET AS OUTER SPACE
BEYOND
PREPARED
HAUL EVERYTHING YOU NEED WITH 2,500 POUNDS PAYLOAD AND 11,000 POUNDS TOWING CAPACITYTHE EQUIVALENT OF AN AVERAGE AFRICAN ELEPHANT. THE SUPER-TOUGH COMPOSITE BED DOESNT NEED A LINER AND IS BIG ENOUGH FOR 4'X8 CONSTRUCTION MATERIALS.
PACK
IT UP
ACCESS A 6X4 BED, PLUS EVEN MORE ROOM IN THE FRONT TRUNK, ON THE ROOF AND IN A HIDDEN GEAR LOCKER.
DOPAMINE
GO 0-60 MPH IN JUST 2.6 SECONDS IN BEAST MODE WHILE MAINTAINING HIGH-SPEED STABILITY. WITH STEER-BY-WIRE AND REAR STEERING, YOU GET THE HANDLING OF A SPORTS CAR AND A BETTER TURNING RADIUS THAN MOST SEDANS.
pfitz59
(10,382 posts)a vanity vehicle that is a huge waste of potential.
peppertree
(21,642 posts)Or his buddy Trump.
Voltaire2
(13,084 posts)4lbs
(6,858 posts)Biophilic
(3,672 posts)Saw one on the road a few weeks ago. I was just astonished by its ugliness. Sat next to it at a light. Gave me a chance to look it over. Man, what a waste of resources. Nothing but a vanity, see how cool I am, purchase.
peppertree
(21,642 posts)When I saw that that's what ILL-loon was unveiling as the "next big thing," I told my blockhead father to sell his Tesla shares.
He didn't. And as you can imagine, we don't bring it up whenever I see him.
GB_RN
(2,360 posts)The Aztec. That thing beat the shit out of a Nissan Cube in terms of ugly.
Biophilic
(3,672 posts)GB_RN
(2,360 posts)For sure.
LisaM
(27,815 posts)the Volkswagen "Thing"?
GB_RN
(2,360 posts)And based on the way you say it, it sounds like I should be grateful! 😂
hatrack
(59,588 posts)Definitely ugly. I can see the Volkswagen in it; it looks like a squared off Beetle.
hatrack
(59,588 posts)Staff cars for Nazi officers in many cases, but for 1,001 other uses as well.
VMA131Marine
(4,140 posts)MichMan
(11,943 posts)It is a consumer variation of the German WWII type of jeep.
ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,208 posts)I had a Bug and a Ghia myself and good memories of the VW day camper we had. That camper is what I learned to drive on.
obamanut2012
(26,084 posts)I have begged him to leave it to me, I love it. I learned to drive via The Thing and an old column-shifter Rambler.
Easterncedar
(2,300 posts)Distinctive, for sure, especially the way pieces kept falling off it.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,379 posts)brush
(53,796 posts)I'd add Gremlins, Pacers, Yugos, and The Thing.
True Dough
(17,313 posts)And i also thought it was totally unappealing, esthetically speaking.
dembotoz
(16,811 posts)i will never afford a cool car
so maybe an odd car....
i had a gremlin and loved it.
dalton99a
(81,534 posts)cstanleytech
(26,303 posts)kysrsoze
(6,022 posts)Now that the CIO who was really running the company has quit, watch for much darker times for this company. If the board doesnt oust Elmo, it will get much worse.
GB_RN
(2,360 posts)He wants his truck back.
I swear, if not Mad Max, then it looks like this thing was built for some other 1980s, post-apocalypse movie.
marble falls
(57,134 posts)ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,208 posts)If it doesn't start at :40, fast forward there
[link:
GB_RN
(2,360 posts)Thats
bad doesnt begin to describe it. Terrible is still inadequate. Terribad might be a beginning, but still weak. 😂
But as to the cyber truck, yeah, it fits in that waste of ~ 1 minute that I will never get back. 😉
marble falls
(57,134 posts)ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,208 posts)Remember the Delorian?
marble falls
(57,134 posts)GarColga
(124 posts)going to clean the insides of those windows?
onecaliberal
(32,874 posts)A fool and his money, will soon be parted.
LudwigPastorius
(9,156 posts)ms liberty
(8,585 posts)Fugly = f**king ugly
JoseBalow
(2,403 posts)Grokenstein
(5,726 posts)and calling them "the creators." I doubt I'll live to see it, but it would be a glorious renaissance.
ArkansasDemocrat1
(1,208 posts)[link:?1621889878|
moniss
(4,269 posts)the Tedsel.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,108 posts)You buy one of these, you deserve every moment of torture it brings you.
Kid Berwyn
(14,931 posts)Runs like Flintstones.
OAITW r.2.0
(24,528 posts)Stupid, 9 YO design.
RockRaven
(14,977 posts)DOES happen on occasion.
PSPS
(13,604 posts)yardwork
(61,671 posts)They don't even know how to make stainless steel? But they're cutting edge engineers?
Ocelot II
(115,773 posts)cos dem
(903 posts)NBachers
(17,126 posts)truck if you can't load 2 x 4's, sheetrock, plywood, cement blocks, or bags of concrete into it and haul them to the job? The damn thing won't even fit a bicycle!
Demovictory9
(32,465 posts)Lol. Too much tech?
Blue Owl
(50,448 posts)Ive never seen anything so ugly
bucolic_frolic
(43,218 posts)catbyte
(34,412 posts)Except those actually were built for a purpose, unlike Eloon's vanity project. It also proves that all of his taste is in his mouth. That thing looks ridiculous.
tornado34jh
(927 posts)We know how the Boeing 737 MAX turned out because they wanted to save money and not do safety designs.
LetMyPeopleVote
(145,381 posts)getagrip_already
(14,777 posts)And it broke?
Yeah. That was a hint.
Where are all the tesla apologists?
Oh well.
grumpyduck
(6,240 posts)to look like a stealth fighter.
Ursus Rex
(148 posts)Either Playboy or Penthouse (can't recall). I was doing research for a middle-school project on "Cars of the Future" and that article showed up in a literature search - the cool librarians at South Alabama got me ILL photocopies and I relied on the info heavily (I didn't see the color versions for years).
It wouldn't surprise me AT ALL if Elon once saw that same article and instead of just doing a report, tried to make it happen without doing any use-case research etc.
dembotoz
(16,811 posts)I mean where the f**k do you have AAA tow it
beaglelover
(3,487 posts)dembotoz
(16,811 posts)hope you have the extra special towing package from AAA
yep thats a dealer network you can trust
beaglelover
(3,487 posts)There's a service center 5 mintues away from my house. Very convenient!
Zorro
(15,743 posts)Although not impossible, I'd be a little suspicious of some of these complaints.