Trump is selling 'God Bless the USA' Bibles for $59.99 as he faces mounting legal bills

[OnlinePoker]

Source: AP

NEW YORK (AP) — Former President Donald Trump is now selling Bibles as he runs to return to the White House.

Trump, who became the presumptive Republican nominee earlier this month, released a video on his Truth Social platform on Tuesday urging his supporters to buy the “God Bless the USA Bible,” which is inspired by country singer Lee Greenwood’s patriotic ballad. Trump takes the stage to the song at each of his rallies and has appeared with Greenwood at events.

“Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again. As we lead into Good Friday and Easter, I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless the USA Bible,” Trump wrote, directing his supporters to a website selling the book for $59.99.

Read more: https://apnews.com/article/trump-god-bless-usa-bible-greenwood-2713fda3efdfa297d0f024efb1ca3003

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You can't make this shit up.

[Marthe48]

1. Do they burst into flames when you open them?

n/t

[rpannier]

24. Only if you truly believe in the teachings of Jesus

[no_hypocrisy]

2. This is the so-called Christian who wished his followers on his Twitter account

"HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY!! akin to Happy Birthday, Happy New Year, and Merry Christmas.

[sprinkleeninow]

7. "Happy Holy Week!".... ANATHEMA!!

Showing us *what* you are in plain, unequivocal sight.

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Since he'll sell anything, how much do you think he got for his soul, all those years ago?

[doc03]

4. The person that I am sure has broken all ten commandments is selling bibles.

[Jarqui]

5. It's like the Devil himself is selling bibles ..nt

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

17. And they're NOT EXPLODING! n/t

[Raven123]

6. Happy Holy Week?

[NJCher]

10. or maybe....

Crazy Crucifixion Week!

Supplies limited! Buy now!

[Raven123]

8. What about those who don't read the King James Version?

[OnlinePoker]

9. Oh, heathens. They won't vote for him anyway. n/t

[rpannier]

28. This is the Donald J Trump version of the Bible

Every heroic act is performed by some guy named Donald.
All his opponents are "Losers"
Donald slew Loser-Goliath with one punch. (No jawbone of an ass needed. Because Trump was still using that bone)

[LudwigPastorius]

11. "Let's Make America Pray Again."

...cause nothing says "America" like forced prayer, right?

[Woodwizard]

35. More like make Americans Prey again.

[Harker]

12. "Let's make America pray again"?

That's the plan.

[rpannier]

27. It's Trump. You don't need the 'r'. Make America Pay

[JoseBalow]

13. All he knows how to do is peddle bullshit

He's literally a snake oil salesman

[BigmanPigman]

14. "The Onion" used to be my response

to posts like this until about 8 years ago. Now the most ridiculous posts are the new normal.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

19. I don't like this timeline n/t

[usonian]

15. Will they take 30 pieces of silver?

Was this announced on Palm Sunday?



Asking for a friend.

[SeattleVet]

21. Appropriate...since TFG always has his palm out to grab the cash.

[TomSlick]

16. Trump aspires to be Big Dan in "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou."

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[usonian]

22. He's a Man of Constant Sorrow

And a soggy bottom.

Wonder how he'd look with Pomade.

Dapper Don

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

18. "NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY 'SMiTE' FOB?"

"JESUS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY FOB?"

"No, Dad. Where did you last leave it? Oh, come over here are watch this game. Let's mess with the game and cause the ref to make bad calls and roll dice to make randomly hubristic player errors happen."

"YOU MAKE ME PROUD WHEN YOU USE GREEK, SON. YOU'RE ON."

[DJ Porkchop]

20. I will pay you exactly $0

You can keep the product.

Unsubscribe.

[IndianaDave]

23. Make your jokes . . .

but this version has pictures of the two Corinthians in it!

[rpannier]

26. Leather or Other?

[rpannier]

25. Surprised he didn't call it "The Donald Trump Bible"

King James his own Bible

[William Gustafson]

29. So, When does the.....

Trump Holy Water arrive?
Trump Demon Extraction Kit arrive?
Trump MEGA church open?
Trump Wedding Counsellers service open?
Trump Heaven Ticket Agency service open?
Trump Christen Schools open?
Trump Bible Law Courts open?

so many things he can grift from the clueless evangelicals.

[Hope22]

30. I think this will backfire on him.

The sheep already have a favorite Bible. He thinks they are all the same but there are many versions and if his doesn’t have the secret sauce , well he is out of luck.

[regnaD kciN]

31. "Make America Pray Again"...?

For what it’s worth, I’ve been praying every day – yet Trump is still here.

[NJCher]

32. that's spelled wrong

It should be "Let me make Americans prey again."

[bmichaelh]

33. KJV is free

Actually KJV is free; one can download it for free at Project Gutenberg.

Regardless his BS of using that version, it is in the public domain and he can maximize his profits.

[cstanleytech]

34. I thought that our Constitution was written so we had the freedom to decide if we wanted to pray rather than be made to?

[Novara]

36. This is proof there is no God

Otherwise this motherfucker would be torched by a lightning bolt.

[Basic LA]

37. Preying on the poor rubes.

How shamefully obvious this bullshit artist is, appealing to the gullible & self-righteous know-nothings, his backward base.
Are there enough suckers out there for this lowlife to cinch the electoral-college states? That's his plan.

[dalton99a]

38. .

Exodus 20:14
Thou shalt not commit adultery.

[AngryOldDem]

39. Sounds like Moses Pray in "Paper Moon"

Scammed the newly widowed by keeping cheap Bibles in the back of his junker, searing the women’s initials on the covers in cheapass gold plate, telling them their husbands had ordered it for them right before they died, and then charging an outrageous sum because the hubbies “wanted the best.” And of course the poor widows gladly paid.

A grift as old as time that still finds suckers. Disgusting that this POS is doing this to raise cash. Did he hold it right side up in the sales pitch, at least?

(Great movie, BTW.)