Devin Nunes can't sue Twitter over statements by fake cow, judge rules

[brooklynite]

Source: Fresno Bee

A judge has ruled that Rep. Devin Nunes has no right to sue Twitter over statements made by a fake Internet cow, someone parodying his mother and a Republican strategist.

Judge John Marshall said in a decision Friday that Twitter was “immune from the defamation claims of” Nunes, R-Tulare, due to federal law that says social media companies are not liable for what people post on their platforms.

Nunes “seeks to have the court treat Twitter as the publisher or speaker of the content provided by others based on its allowing or not allowing certain content to be on its internet platform,” Marshall wrote. “The court refuses to do so.”

Read more: https://www.fresnobee.com/news/nation-world/national/article243664982.html

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Moo!

[onecaliberal]

1. There was no way for him to win. They'd have to hold facebook liable too.

[BittyJenkins]

2. Gotta LOVE that ruling!

Moo

[Sanity Claws]

3. Fake cow?

She is for real! You go girl!

[cstanleytech]

4. Time for Devin to move on as he has milked this cow court case for as much free PR as possible.

[brooklynite]

6. I'd say his future is looking sour...

[erronis]

9. I'd say his future is looking more like a recipient of manure.

Nunes would make an excellent shit-spreader - just tie him on to the back of your F150. Stop every hour or so for a new load from the trump/(r)epuglicons.

[JudyM]

12. He's udderly ridiculous, anyway.

[Yavin4]

5. This case was in mooooot court. n/t

[KWR65]

7. I'll have a drink of cows milk to celebrate the judges decsion. n/t

[yellowcanine]

14. I just downed a shot glass of milk in solidarity with DN Cow.

[sarge43]

17. The sun's over the yard arm somewhere

Let's have a pink squirrel or a grasshopper or a brandy alexander

[fleur-de-lisa]

8. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[BillyBobBrilliant]

10. So let me get this straight

A human impersonator cannot sue a fake cow?
Damn! What is this crazy world coming to?

[denem]

11. Stiff cheese, Devin.

[yellowcanine]

13. Speaking for Cows, this is udderly unfair. Moo!

Cows are people too!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

16. Next, he'll go after the pig or the sheep....

Link to tweet

Devin Nunes' Pig @NunesPig

There's so much horrible stuff going on right now, that I don't even pay much attention to that sniveling asswipe @DevinNunes #StayHomeStaySafe #BlackLivesMatter
2:26 AM - May 30, 2020

and.....

https://twitter.com/DevinSheep

Nunes’ Sheep @DevinSheep
My Farmer is some sort of Congressman from California but he really works for the White House. No where near as good as @devincow

KY.............

[rpannier]

30. Devin's Sheep, please tell

Wooly ever stop being baaaaaaad?

[LudwigPastorius]

18. It seems that Nunes' lawyers lactose facts they needed to sway the judge.

[rpannier]

31. You'll be here all week?

[crickets]

19. Boo hoo, moooooo!

[AllaN01Bear]

20. hahahahaha.

love it

[BumRushDaShow]

21. And hot off the press... drum roll please...

Link to tweet

TEXT

Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow

The herd responded to Devin’s loss in court today. I had to hide the 🍦 so they didn’t throw it as well🐮 #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot
View image on Twitter
792
6:09 PM - Jun 24, 2020

[NBachers]

22. The court said his cheezy case was full of holes.

[Mr. Ected]

23. And I thought we'd hear that Twitter was given Herd Immunity

But that would have been asking too much.

Devin Nunes jokes tell themselves.

[catbyte]

24. 😂😂😂

[NCjack]

25. Nunes' lawyer should be disbarred for malpractice. And something painful

should be administered to Nunes for willful ignorance in communicating with a hostile cow.

[warmfeet]

26. Devin nunes is a bad joke.

I prefer good jokes to bad. Let's get rid of this trumpista.

[SWBTATTReg]

27. Force Nunes to pay for twitter's fake cow legal expenses. Hit Nunes where it hurts. In the ...

pocketbook.

[TruckFump]

28. How MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-velous!

[link:

[rpannier]

29. Devin Nunes? Devin Nunes? Who the f...

Oh... Devin Moooones

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

32. Ain't that a fucking shame