Trump: Stewart is 'begging' me to appear on his final show

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Source: The Hill

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Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said that Jon Stewart is “begging” him to appear on the final episode of Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show.”

“They have invited me,” Trump told The Hill in an interview. “I like Jon Stewart — I think he’s good. They’re begging me to go on.

“I would do it ... the problem is it looks like pandering. It looks so false and so phony if I do it,” he added.

The left-leaning comedian has spent much of July mocking the billionaire business mogul on his show, most notably his 2016 launch address that featured Neil Young’s 1989 song “Rockin’ in the Free World.”

Read more: http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/248912-trump-stewart-is-begging-me-to-appear-on-his-final-show

[leftynyc]

1. Apparently Jon is asking ALL

the people he's made fun of to his last show to give them an opportunity to tell Jon to fuck off. Trump is just one of many and I doubt very much there was any begging involved.

[dorkzilla]

3. He uses the word “begging” a lot.

Maybe someone asked him, or someone suggested it. That is usually “begging” in the eyes of the Golden Hamster.

[murielm99]

26. I thought the Golden Hamster

was the thing that lived on top of his head, controlling his brain and his mouth.

I would say it was an alien, but that would be an insult to aliens.

[London Lover Man]

2. I'm sure Fuckface von Clownstick will make an appearance.

[CBGLuthier]

4. Yes, because on Jon Stewart's bucket list is, put his foot up a clown's ass.

[Scurrilous]

28. LOL

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. "It looks so false and so phony" ...

... er, wait, that describes Trump's whole television career.

[daleanime]

6. What do you mean....

'looks'?

[MyNameGoesHere]

8. I thought he was talking about his hair. eom

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

12. No, he wouldn't say his hair looked false and phony ...

... he'd say it looked RICH, and YOUTHFUL, and VIGOROUS, and RICH.

To be fair, he may have been right about Rick Perry's glasses looking false and phony.

[Plucketeer]

21. Trump would say (of his hair)

"I'm VERY rich - let me tell you. And because of that, I can afford the best hair stylists money can buy. So with that sort of reasoning, ya hafta conclude that I have the best hair of anyone on earth! OH! Did I tell you I'm very rich? Cause I am - let me tell you."

[NickB79]

24. Hey, his hair most certainly does not look false or phony

It's the most lifelike representation of extraterrestrial life feeding on a human brain stem that I've ever seen.

[rocktivity]

7. Consider the sources

both of them.


rocktivity

[no_hypocrisy]

9. "(T)he problem is it looks like pandering. It looks so false and so phony if I do it,” he added.

Excuse me . . . . .

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

17. Talk about your oxyMORONs!

[GreatGrey]

10. Now why is it

That I don't believe Donald on this?

[marble falls]

11. As long as tRump doesn't know what a tool he is, I hope he accedes to all that" begging".

[liberal N proud]

13. Trump sees everyone as beggers

Anyone asking for something is a begging to the uber-rich Trump.

[Sunlei]

15. even the other republicans running ask (beg) Trump to mention their names.

That's one way the word 'whoring' can be used as a verb. without offending anyone.

[Helen Borg]

27. Social security recipients: beggars too

According to him

[Sunlei]

14. More free publicity the better.Please though, Mr. Trump you need to knock out the other Republicans.

If you really want to win the primary and aren't pandering/carrying water for one of them.

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

16. I hope he goes on - Stewart will shave his head.

[Gothmog]

18. It would be amusing to see Jon deal with Trump

[niyad]

19. maybe jon wants him there to announce that, since hairpiece is now in the race, jon will not

be retiring.

[Android3.14]

20. We are all begging

Please please please go on The Daily Show.

[Novara]

22. You couldn't write comedy better than this shit.

[Javaman]

23. oh donald. asking is not the same as begging.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. When will he start selling his canned feces?

I'm sure he will agree that there are millions of fans of his begging to taste his delicious feces for dessert. Get Trump, fresh from the rump.