Objects in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

[Different Drummer]

[guillaumeb]

1. Recommended.

Trump's driver should tape this to the rear view mirror in the Presidential limousine.

[Irish_Dem]

2. This is why Trump cannot sleep and is up at all hours texting.

And gaining so much weight (stress eating).

[Ilsa]

3. Stress eating, or even

Stressed out to the point his hormones are screaming "famine!" at his metabolism and shutting it down.

Or maybe he wants to be known as "Tiny" in the joint.

[Irish_Dem]

4. Or severe water retention from heart failure.

Oh I am sure he will be called quite a few names if he lands in the slammer.

[Ilsa]

5. "Hey Wheezy! Get over here with your

toothbrush and clean my toilet!"

Meanwhile, Melania goes on a buying spree of items she can cart around with her.

[kentuck]

6. That's a dandy!

[bucolic_frolic]

7. A dose of hearty laughter

Thanks!