Breaking: Trump Fires Entire Staff and Cabinet. Barricades Self in Oval Office

[MineralMan]

12/4/2017 Washington

Trump Decides To Go It Alone - Fires Everyone!
In a surprise move this morning, President Donald J. Trump fired all cabinet members and his entire staff. In a message posted on Twitter at 2:37 AM, he explained:

"I am surrounded by idiots, so told them, "You're Fired!" I will run things myself. Only I have the massive gonads needed to run the government. Everyone else is just LOSERS! Only I am a WINNER! I won with the biggest electoral college vote ever. They gave me a Doctorate Degree in Presidenting. MAGA!"

Attempts to contact the White House failed, with all telephone calls resulting in a "That number has been disconnected" message. Reports are that President Trump has pushed heavy furniture against the doors of the Oval Office and is shouting gibberish when Secret Service agents attempt to enter.

More information as it becomes available...

Editor's Note: If you believe this, you will believe anything.

[DetlefK]

1. They should try to lure him out with fried chicken, Golf or a woman in a mini-skirt.

Hope Hicks volunteers.

[MineralMan]

2. I'm thinking that The Donald hasn't thought this through completely.

[underpants]

3. Well he is running out of THE BEST PEOPLE

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I wouldn't be all that surprised if this actually happened.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

7. Me neither!!

[guillaumeb]

5. How will Trump golf?

Is there a putting green in the office?

[neeksgeek]

8. Gotta be

[PJMcK]

9. He put a golf simulator in the Situation Room (n/t)

[Gothmog]

6. I love good satire

[Moostache]

10. One can only hope he goes full-on "Warden Norton"...

/

Those who have seen the film will no doubt recall what comes next...

[MineralMan]

11. Errr....

Maybe not a great idea...

[meow2u3]

12. ROFL

I hope you're onto something

[MineralMan]

13. Me too.