Trump really obsesses abut hair and skin because his are both so fantastic.

[kpete]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-campaign-big-macs-screaming-fits-and-constant-rivalries/2017/12/02/18bcfa30-d6bd-11e7-b62d-d9345ced896d_story.html?utm_term=.0a731bec47de

[JHan]

1. ...................

[monmouth4]

4. Basically I think tRump is a wee bit jealous of Manafort's handsomeness, just sayin'..n/t

[JHan]

7. It's just so juvenile.

[dalton99a]

2. Hopefully the "two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted"

has been upgraded to "four Big Macs, four Fillet-O-Fish, and two chocolate malted" by his caretakers - three times a day

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. Why deprive him of a midnight snack?

A bucket of KFC Extra-Crispy should do it. Extra rolls, extra gravy, and a REALLY BIG slice of beautiful chocolate cake (with extra icing).

He's got a big job. He needs to keep his strength up.

Considering how he apparently wolfs food down, though, it would be advisable to keep hands and small children far away from his mouth during feeding times.

[dalton99a]

6. Oh yeah, I forgot the KFC

a huge food group

[Achilleaze]

3. The "republican family values" role model* is...

a real skunk.


* Comrade Casino, republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief