Caption Mitt

[Kadie]

BOWLING GREEN, OH - JULY 17: Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney speaks at a campaign rally at the Bowling Green Community Center July 18, 2012 in Bowling Green, Ohio. Romney is campaigning in the battleground state of Ohio as speculation on his vice presidential candidate continues to build.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. Excuse me while I pause to insert my finger in my ear and replace my microchip

[treestar]

16. lol

[Siwsan]

2. Income Tax Returns? I don't need to show you no stinkin' Income Tax Returns!

[Enrique]

7. he is Mexican after all

you want see my taxes?

[Turbineguy]

3. I'm telling you...

you're going to love eating dog food when you're older!

[RKP5637]

4. "Bend over, I've got something for you!" n/t

[Rambis]

5. Let me be clear, Let the car companies go bankrupt, The auto bailout was my idea-

[Avalux]

6. How dare you question my authority!! n/t

[RKP5637]

8. "I command you to vote for me!" n/t

[trof]

9. Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya'.

Use more, only if you dare,
But watch out,
The gals will all pursue ya,—
They'll love to run their fingers through your hair.


Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya,
Bryl-creem, you'll look so debonair.
Bryl-creem, the gals will all pursue ya,
They'll love to RUN their fingers through your hair.




Brylcreem is a brand of hair styling products for men. The first Brylcreem product was a pomade created in 1928 by County Chemicals at the Chemico Works in Bradford Street, Birmingham, England. The pomade is an emulsion of water and mineral oil stabilised with beeswax.

[C_U_L8R]

11. The wet head is dead

like 40 years ago.....

[trof]

12. Yep. Got men to use hair spray.

I confess to using Vitalis (back when I had hair) and Brylcreem.
Then hair spray and the 'Helmet Head'.
Bald is a lot easier.

[Kadie]

14. LOL! n/t

[Blue Owl]

10. I will not release my thought cloud...

n/t

[skip fox]

13. "I am not a crook!"

[IDemo]

15. "Greed is Good"

[lindysalsagal]

17. "Last time I saw it, I mean, my wife told me, I think it was about this big."

"But I've been pretty busy, lately, so, don't quote me on that."

[Motown_Johnny]

18. "I said I wanted and Apology and I expect to get one even if I have to give it to myself!"

[lonestarnot]

19. Somebody git me a horse and show me the direction to the sunset right damn now. I'm rich you know!

[nolabear]

21. LOL!

I might have to steal that.

[Aerows]

20. I did not

Have financial relations with that company!

[Solly Mack]

22. "It is dre-sazh. Dre-sazh! Not dress-sage. Get it right!"

Mitt - on the important things to the average American.

[lonestarnot]

23. It's richie rich pass time no matter how the fuck we pronounce it.

What's the beef? I must have missed something.

[Solly Mack]

24. No, no, no! It's boeuf. Boeuf.

lol

[lonestarnot]

25. It's poopon too!

[Solly Mack]

27. Teehee! Mitt is poop on everything.

lololol

[nichomachus]

26. "You people need to shut up and stop questioning your betters."

[Sheepshank]

28. ...then Ann says to me, "Darling, you are looking positively Presidential...

...come over here and let me help you relax".

So I replied, "Can I sing the national anthem just one more time?"

[DainBramaged]

29. Little dick Mitt