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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLurch the Fucking....
...Stiff'sTM threat to vet.
Uh, motherfucker, we know about the President's use of cocaine, he admitted it. We know about the relationship with the Rev. Wright, he severed it. We know about his time at Harvard. We know. What we don't know, you walking wad of shitstained spooge, is the following:
1. Did you really impersonate a LEO?
2. Did you really become a missionary or were you just looking to avoid serving your country, fuckstick?
3. Did you commit a felony act, fuckwad?
4. Did you pay no taxes during the last 10 years.
5. Did you get any kickbacks from the taxpayer dollars that were spent on the 2002 Olympics from your magic underpants buddies, fucknoid?
See, Lurch, poor Lurch, you are fucked so goddamn deeply it will be a miracle if you don't spend the next four years of the Obama presidency in prison.
Go fuck yourself and the prom horsey you rode in on, bag that douches.
Arctic Dave
(13,812 posts)Politicalboi
(15,189 posts)Charge Obama with a felony for using drugs when he was young.
treestar
(82,383 posts)Mittens is too uptight to have tried pot or any other drug. It's not like he's even more virtuous than anyone for that. Most people Obama's age or even Mittwit's have done these things themselves and aren't dying of shock.
kestrel91316
(51,666 posts)What a complete killjoy.
11 Bravo
(23,928 posts)(And I swear on my kids that I started reading the OP without noticing the author, and halfway through I thought "this sounds like AP".)
GoneOffShore
(17,345 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)malaise
(269,278 posts)Rec