There is an old fellow named Pence

[Lucinda]

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@Limericking
There is an old fellow named Pence
Whose hobby is taking offence.
He does it some days
In gimmicky ways
As well as at public expense.

[WinkyDink]

1. Applause!

[Wounded Bear]

2. Bravo!

[DFW]

3. I'll play

There is an old fellow named Pence
Whose forte is not making sense
His picture he'll show
From three years ago
And claim it is from two weeks hence.

[WinkyDink]

4. Ha!

[hunter]

5. For a long time I assumed Pence was some kind of Republican fossil, in his seventies at least.

It was a moment when I discovered he was my age.

What the hell? What kind of closet did he grow up in?

Where did they find him?

[calimary]

10. Central Casting.

I’ve read that trump wanted people around him who LOOKED the part, and the description was “they’d look like they were straight out of Central Casting.” I can’t help but suspect that he took one look at Mike Pence and noticed that the whitest-looking white guy in America was standing before him.

[WinkyDink]

6. Playing:

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A self-righteous phony named Pence
Once posted a sign on his fence:
"Satan Can't Buy My Soul!"
Added then someone droll:
"I heard that, in your case, he rents!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We have a Vice-President Pence
Whose ego I've heard is immense.
So if there's a reason
To get Trump for treason,
Mike WON'T come to Donald's defense!

[NastyRiffraff]

7. Perfect, all of them!

You guys are brilliant!

[IamFortunesFool]

8. Can't resist... I'll play

There once was a zealot named Pence
Who sanctimoniously squints with tight lips
His face, oh so stern
As if smelling Hell burn
And he knows that's just where he fits

[calimary]

9. Superb!!!

[ailsagirl]

11. Excellent!!

[William Seger]

12. There is a sad fellow named Pence

There is a sad fellow named Pence
whose boss is incredibly dense.
"My critics won't quit,
go stir up that shit,
and don't forget the pretense."

[catbyte]

14. Good one!

[catbyte]

13. @Limericking is one of the main reasons I have a Twitter account.

[cwydro]

15. K and r. Nt

[Paka]

16. Love it!

[camelfan]

17. My submission

There once was a VP named Pence,
Who was tired of being in suspense.
Until President moron,
In Moscow, got his whore on,
Now let the impeachment commence!

[WinkyDink]

19. Whoa! Awesome! (Especially line 4!)

[Bob Loblaw]

18. Here goes

The vice president, one Mike Pence,
'Twixt the ears it is clear is quite dense,
Dines with no one but Mother
As if there's another
Who'd cop to that sordid offense.

[WinkyDink]

20. As if!! Bwahaha!

[Jim Lane]

21. You people have used up all the good rhymes on "Pence"

The Donald picked some guy named Mike
Who hates every gay man and dyke.
He’s mad at the Colts
But not alt-right dolts
It’s there he finds people to like.

[TomSlick]

22. Thanks all.

I love me some limericks.