No way, no how, no matter what!!! Please come CAPTION Mitt (Dr. No) Romney!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt ("I pays my taxes&quot Romney is saying: "Listen, they just want me to release more of my taxes because they think they're going to find something that puts me in a bad light. . . . But I'll tell you something: they're not going to for the very simple reason there's nothing damning in them. . . . I didn't make any money off companies engaged in pornography or the disposal of fetuses. . . . I was never audited and forced to pay over 1.2 million dollars in penalties! . . . . I never lied on the forms or said I worked someplace I had retroactively retired from. . . . I didn't do business with companies that made a fortune selling arms to Iran. . . Well, hell, I didn't do a lot of things, . . . but they're going to have to take my word for it because I'm not releasing the stinking forms. . . . What's wrong, don't they trust me?"

[Life Long Dem]

1. It's not about being American it's about

the bottom line. And if that's making money off of American's then fuck them American's.

[RedStateLiberal]

2. "I can't release my tax returns. I'm running for office for Pete's sake."

^^^^^^
credit to the Maddow Blog

[RedStateLiberal]

3. "I like it here on the Death Star. The Stormtroopers are the right height."

[pinboy3niner]

5. LOL!

[Vinca]

4. Corporations are my people, my friends.

[HopeHoops]

6. "Yeah, but I shoot with this one."

[skip fox]

7. "What? . . . What did I say that was so racist? . . . That

I'd like to rub the President's head for good luck? . . . How is that racist, I'd like to know!!!"

[skip fox]

8. "Many of you will be pleased to know that last night I decided to release my tax returns,

but then God came to me in a vision told me not to. . . . I hope you understand. . . . I mena, I really, really wanted to, but . . . ."