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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIn War of Elton John Lyrics, Kim Jong Un Calls Trump Honky Cat (Borowitz)
http://bit.ly/2xuVceyPYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un Rocket Man, the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump Honky Cat.
As he issued the Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the singer-songwriters albums and was prepared to weaponize every lyric in them.
The White House immediately struck back, warning Kim that any further provocation involving an Elton John lyric, especially Tiny Dancer, will be seen as an act of war.
But any hope that Kim would be silenced was short-lived. Responding to the White House, Kim stated, I see the bitch is back, before signing off, Goodbye, Yellow-Wigged Toad.
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In War of Elton John Lyrics, Kim Jong Un Calls Trump Honky Cat (Borowitz) (Original Post)
Stonepounder
Sep 2017
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underpants
(182,270 posts)1. Ugh. I'm really afraid about what could happen Saturday Night
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,481 posts)9. Whatever happens, I'm Still Standing. nt
underpants
(182,270 posts)2. That was cold as hell
MyOwnPeace
(16,887 posts)7. Good one!
longship
(40,416 posts)3. "Goodbye, Yellow-Wigged Toad!!"
Love Andy Borowitz
R&
Cryptoad
(8,254 posts)8. Toads all over the world demand,,,
an apolpgy for that remark!
samnsara
(17,569 posts)4. was voting for Tiny Dancer
Gothmog
(143,998 posts)5. I love good satire
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)6. Hilarious!