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Stonepounder

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Tue Sep 19, 2017, 04:34 PM Sep 2017

In War of Elton John Lyrics, Kim Jong Un Calls Trump Honky Cat (Borowitz)

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PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man,” the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump “Honky Cat.”

As he issued the Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the singer-songwriter’s albums and was prepared to weaponize every lyric in them.

The White House immediately struck back, warning Kim that “any further provocation involving an Elton John lyric, especially ‘Tiny Dancer,’ will be seen as an act of war.”

But any hope that Kim would be silenced was short-lived. Responding to the White House, Kim stated, “I see the bitch is back,” before signing off, “Goodbye, Yellow-Wigged Toad.”
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In War of Elton John Lyrics, Kim Jong Un Calls Trump Honky Cat (Borowitz) (Original Post) Stonepounder Sep 2017 OP
Ugh. I'm really afraid about what could happen Saturday Night underpants Sep 2017 #1
Whatever happens, I'm Still Standing. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Sep 2017 #9
That was cold as hell underpants Sep 2017 #2
Good one! MyOwnPeace Sep 2017 #7
"Goodbye, Yellow-Wigged Toad!!" longship Sep 2017 #3
Toads all over the world demand,,, Cryptoad Sep 2017 #8
was voting for Tiny Dancer samnsara Sep 2017 #4
I love good satire Gothmog Sep 2017 #5
Hilarious! smirkymonkey Sep 2017 #6
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