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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI'm going to ... retire.....RETROACTIVELY, but do it in the future. How 'bout you?
This is fun. I can actually DO stuff now, but do it in the past. It's like I'm in the Twilight Zone.
When it comes time to retire, I won't retire. I'll keep working, because I can then retire retroactively, later. My SS benefits will be greater because I worked longer, but the SS will owe me a TON of back benefits, since I retired retroactively, five years previously.
So THAT'S how you get rich! I finally get it!
There's probably a lot of things I can do retroactively.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)Or retroactive job quitters. I can't tell you how many jobs I wish I hadn't gotten hired for. Retroactive drunk drivers, oh see officer I am not drunk I retroactively stopped drinking after the first beer. Mitt might be onto something here.
Betsy Ross
(3,147 posts)NV Whino
(20,886 posts)Maybe I should consider being retroactively born as Mitt Romney.
Igel
(35,383 posts)Sorry. Doesn't work that way.
We retired a CEO/director a year after his contract was expired. Even retroactively put him on voluntary leave with full benefits for a while before his contract expired. He got back pay, but no SSA. The Federal government has its only legal reality; private contractors can have a different legal reality; and neither have to be all that incredibly close to what actually happened.
That wouldn't have been easily possible when I worked in a warehouse. Things weren't by contract like that, they were by formula. You fit in a slot or you don't. It's a limited world, but it's handy for most employers and employees. That world can be expanded: If you are the subject of discrimination and fired when you're nearly at retirement, part of the settlement can be retirement and back pay for the time you were "on leave." It's not just for the rich: It's for those who have leverage, legal or financial. It doesn't have to go through a court, either. It just has to be agreed upon by both sides. It helps if there's nothing around to violate the legal fiction: If you find that so-and-so "retired" but was responsible for all kinds of decisions, the fiction's hard to maintain. If he wasn't around, or just sort of was an observer and didn't decide much in his non-job, it's easier to maintain the fiction. Well, I call it "legal fiction," but legally it's fact.
Had a student transfer into my class retroactively having passed all her tests. And a public school allows you to "fix" failed classes by doing additional work, so that you may fail English in March but in May you can have passed English in March. It required a fair amount of effort on the part of the school to make this happen--space, equipment, staff, planning time. But it helped some kids graduate. (Hey, they can even fail a required course, graduate with the 'minimum plan', and then make up course work that they failed and find that really they graduated with the 'recommended' plan, the one colleges like.)
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Gold Metal Flake
(13,805 posts)Seems appropriate.
Then I gonna retroactively fuck a bunch of republican people's moms.
I'll start with Canter's.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Gold Metal Flake
(13,805 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Gold Metal Flake
(13,805 posts)But get down with your bad outraged self.