Someone ridiculed his dick in the junior high gym showers.

[LuckyCharms]

For the life of me, that is the only plausible expanation for why Donald relates everything to size.

I have never seen anyone like this to this extreme.

It must have really messed with his head.

[Orrex]

1. Much comment has been made about his tiny hands.

It came up during the debates, someone recently noted that he hid his hands in his pockets for his Playboy cover appearance in the early 90s, and for years he refused to shake hands with people because he claims to be a germaphobe. I remember speaking with someone about that last part way back in 1995.


So, although I'm no fan of pop psychology, it hardly seems difficult to imagine that this long term sensitivity about hand size (and its associated small-dick stereotype) must originate from somewhere...

[LuckyCharms]

4. I am fascinated with this whole hand size thing...

I even went as far as to find some thing on the internet somewhere that is supposed to be an outline of his actual hand obtained from some hand print or something in concrete that he did somewhere.

If I remember the source correctly, the outline appeared legitimate to me at the time.

My hands are larger than average, and against my hand, his hand is small (approaching tiny), but not super tiny.

I don't know why he is so obsessed with his hands, etc. I mean, if a normal person got upset over things like that, they would have a terrible existence. I'm a male and only 5'8", shorter than average. But it is something I rarely think about.

The guy really has a screw loose. It would be interesting to know what actually caused all of this with him.

[anneboleyn]

9. He was 6'2" when "in his prime," and you say you are 5'8" and you have large hands but his are

smaller, approaching tiny. Given the difference in your heights, Trump has unusually tiny hands for a man of that height (he even used to claim he was 6'3&quot

[LuckyCharms]

10. Very true. I didn't think of that.

Super tiny hands in relation to his height.

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. He has a tiny dick, and even tinier brain and what brain he does have

is completely malfunctioning.

Important to note that he knows nothing, absolutely nothing, LESS than nothing about hotels, restaurants, golf courses and real estate.

[LuckyCharms]

5. I agree. n/t

[Goonch]

3. GRAPHIC WARNING!

[LuckyCharms]

6. Like trying to shove a marshmallow into a parking meter. n/t

[Orrex]

13. That might very well be the finest simile I've read in years.

Move over Red Badge of Courage; it's the marshmallow's time to shine.

[Warren DeMontague]

16. okay, that made me laugh.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

14. That is what you call a .....

POP UP DONNIE.

[Duppers]

20. Hands too big.

Everything else correctly sized.

[gibraltar72]

7. But a

very very long tie.

[LuckyCharms]

8. Yep. Just another form of compensation. n/t

[redstatebluegirl]

11. Some men, especially ones with no self esteem can't get away from "size".

[SummerSnow]

12. I bet they called him Little Donald Dick.

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[MLAA]

15. Which one? 😳

[Warren DeMontague]

17. I think Sarah Silverman nailed it at the Democratic Convention, actually.

"given a gold-plated sandbox instead of actual human affection".

[bigbrother05]

18. Probably while in military school

A rich kid's personal hell, real "Lord of the Flies" stuff

[Skittles]

19. he assures us he has a big dick

when the reality is, he IS a big dick

[tavernier]

21. I remember reading somewhere

that his first wife said that it was obviously big enough to make babies, or something along those lines. That doesn't sound like he was hung like a race horse, which obviously he would like everyone to think. But why? There are many wonderful men, great husbands and fantastic lovers who aren't born with ten pound penises... in fact, I'd venture to say, most of them. I'm a nurse whose job it was to insert pre-op catheters for many years, so I have a bit of knowledge about that. But the brain is the best tool when it comes using the equipment you have, and apparently some men haven't figured that out. When trump left his wife, his girlfriend famously gave the quote to all the papers at that time that it was the best sex she ever had. No one believed that it was a direct quote from anyone but him.

[Skittles]

22. I'll say it

the biggest ones are never the better performers

no indeed

and of course gold-diggers will, er, "pump up" their prize.....that is their job