OK, I'll Admit It, I Ran Bain Capital For The Last Decade Or So.

[Ikonoklast]

Since no one else seems to be taking the fall for deliberately killing all those companies, stealing pension funds, firing hundreds of thousands of American citizens from a job they worked their entire lives and then sending those jobs overseas, I'll guess that I'll be the one taking entire responsibility for all that happened within that time.

Some jackass from Mass with a $100 haircut and a dancing horsey owes me a shitload of money.

[ibegurpard]

1. retroactively?

[Ikonoklast]

3. Oh, Hell Yeah!

What, you think I only want to be paid from this moment forward?

I want some of the time-travel money, baby!

[treestar]

2. Are you taking the job retroactively?

I hope you can recover the $100K per year salary the Mittwit owes you!

[Ikonoklast]

6. My legal team is looking into filing suit back to 1973.

I want ebery nickel that Romney phony says that he earned, when in all reality, it may just have will be me that has possibly earned it...in the past!

Time-travel syntax is tough.

[Octafish]

4. You ran Bain with a $100 haircut? I can't get my shoes shined for less than $100.

It's tough work being a job creator, a well-heeled job creator.



Well. A heel, for sure.

[Ikonoklast]

8. Heh heh heh. I stiffed that guy.

Heh hehe heh, told him I left my wallet in my other G6.

[ret5hd]

9. please tell me where that pic is from. Real? Shopped?

[Octafish]

11. Here's a nicer version...

NPR says Mr Bain's shoe shine is a TSA wand checker...

http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2012/01/12/145126797/photo-of-romneys-shoe-shine-actually-shows-security-check

Either way, it says a lot about Weird Willard.

[gollygee]

5. I wish I did. I wouldn't mind the money. Maybe they'd hire me retroactively.

And pay me for all that retroactive time. I hear it's a minimum of $100k a year.

[Ikonoklast]

7. As soon as that stiff Romney ponies up, I will have hired you fourteen years ago!

Go order the new Mercedes, you have earned it.

Get the leather seats, trust me, you'll love them.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. LOL !!

[rufus dog]

12. Good for you - I want my beer and travel money

STAT!

[Ikonoklast]

13. Sorry, you will have found that you have been retroactively made redundant.

Your request for reimbursement was denied eight years ago.

And after ninety days without producing the proper receipts, your appeal was also denied.

[rufus dog]

14. You BASTARD!

You get a big fancy title and you immediately side with the "Ruling Class."

[Ikonoklast]

15. Get back to me when you have a flunky from Bain Capital drive a dump truck full of $100 bills

in *your* driveway, then tell me how you feel about unfettered Vulture Capitalism.































You peasant.

[spanone]

16. i KNEW it.

[Ikonoklast]

17. It's April 22, 2036 where I am right now.

I already knew that you were going to post that.