This country is a rudderless ship lost at sea with no Captain

[yuiyoshida]

Appropriate metaphor

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	Where is Jack Sparrow when we need him?
	0 (0%)
	The Captain has thrown all his officers over board, we need a Mutiny on the bounty
	0 (0%)
	No, we hit an iceberg and sinking
	0 (0%)
	The Captain is in his cabin tweeting and checking himself in the mirror
	3 (100%)
	Thar she blows, the great white whale!
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	WTF! No rudder ? Damn Republican ship builders
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	We're on a slow boat to Shanghai
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	Theres a Captain, with no rudder, and were just sailing in circles
	0 (0%)
	I have no idea where we are going , probably fall the earth
	0 (0%)
	Fuck! Taken over by P irates!
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[murielm99]

1. Jack Sparrow! Pass the rum!

I could have voted for the great white whale, but I like rum.

[yuiyoshida]

2. Yum

Rum, Yo ho ho and a bottle of Rum. You can guess my favorite ride at Disneyland Anahim!!!

[Tiggeroshii]

4. I just feel like somebody named jack is badly needed right now

Jack sparrow, jack skeleton, jack Ryan...

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

3. There's always Captain Morgan to help get you through rough seas!!!

[murielm99]

5. My favorite. n/t

[yuiyoshida]

6. You need to be 21 to meet him, so I have heard

[Jamaal510]

7. I've been reading

The Caine Mutiny for almost the past year, and Toupe Fiasco reminds me so much of Captain Queeg. They're both lunatic know-it-alls who are lousy at their jobs, and not many people who they work with personally like them.

[yuiyoshida]

8. Yeah but Captain Ahab never spend his time saying

Mirror mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest of them all.