The Tea Party is back everybody!

[Initech]

Link to tweet

[virtualobserver]

1. shoot, not shot

[TheBlackAdder]

12. Just another group of RW Morans.

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[virtualobserver]

13. NONE of them noticed? Two misspelled/misused words in a simple, short sentence?

"Hoamskooled"?

[TheBlackAdder]

16. Moast deafnitlee!

[apkhgp]

56. yu ar funi n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

67. On Hee Haw reruns

[George II]

63. My first thought was that picture.

[George II]

89. And then you have this picture:

[Thomas Hurt]

2. the tea party is rebranded version of the same far right lunacy that has been in this country

for decades. Same ideological cesspool, different name.

[JHB]

3. They really have it in for Bob Lotters. Does he owe them money?

[Initech]

19. Maybe that's what they call people who didn't win the lottery?

[calimary]

82. That's what I thought.

Lotters would have to be people who buy a LOT of lottery tickets.

[dalton99a]

4. It took five combined geniuses

[MineralMan]

5. Misspelled. It should have been:

Lotters Will Be Shooted on Site!

[malaise]

6. Which reminds me

[packman]

9. "Lotters"????

I be so proud of my hih skoll edukashun

[malaise]

11. Hehehehehehehe

[Chalco]

46. I'm sorry...what is a lotter?

Really, wtf are they talking about?

[spooky3]

49. I think they meant "looters."

[lastlib]

86. They really be proud of their fifth-grade edjimacation!

They goan be brain serjins whey they grows up.

[syringis]

22. I hope...

...he is not propounding his own brain...

I would not call that a winner bet

[malaise]

25. I think he was

[syringis]

7. Lotters?

What do they mean?

I don't speak very well english, however this don't make sense to me.

Did they mean "looters"?

Which will make no more sense...unless if they're suicidal since they are the looters

[rurallib]

10. I think they mean people who buy lottery tickets

must not have won Wednesday

[smirkymonkey]

35. You speak English better than they do!

I think they meant "looters" but you can never be sure with these people. It's so embarrassing!

[syringis]

43. Thank you

Not sure it is conforting, however our right winger are as good language rules killers as are yours...

Je ne suis pas sûre que ce soit un réconfort mais nos extrémistes de droite sont aussi bons que les vôtres quand il s'agit d'assassiner la langue.

[smirkymonkey]

50. Yes, but they probably aren't nearly as stupid or as evil.

At least for your sake, I hope they are not.

[LakeArenal]

8. Stoopid Autocorrect...

[alittlelark]

14. LOL !!!

[syringis]

20. Are you sure?

I think autocorrect adapts its level to their cretinism...

[Hoyt]

15. Ignorant white wingers.

[Blue Owl]

17. Wow 3 typos in a six-word phrase

[no_hypocrisy]

18. They get 5 points for not spelling it "site" or "cite".

[Downtown Hound]

38. Which would put their overall score at 5.

[matt819]

21. These would be the Moran Militia?

Take a look at the blue sign in the top right. Above the CC are the words April Fool. Well, of course they are.

Some questions. Who are these morans?

Are they even in Texas?

With 2 of 6 words misspelled, could it be some sort of ironic photo? Could the five of them and the photographer not have noticed that?

[Different Drummer]

23. What on earth is a "lotter"?! n/t

[Cryptoad]

27. Its a unit of Measure

two lotters in one covfefe

[Initech]

36. Ha I like it!

[sandensea]

28. Some poor dolt who just wants a lottery ticket?

"I just want a quick pick!"

[DFW]

34. An employee at an auction company

Charged with making sure that the auction lots are all in order.

(Seems like it should make sense, anyway)

[crazycatlady]

59. I wish it had a hidden sexual definition

a la teabagging

[Baitball Blogger]

24. Well, English is obviously not their first language. Someone call la Migra.

[TNNurse]

26. Hate and ignorance

are certainly an ugly combination.

[spanone]

29. wow, at least they all have their doctorates.

dumb motherfuckers

[clu]

30. very funny but fake news

it's a shame too - humor is really the only way to get someone to reevaluate their political beliefs. to do it subtlely takes so much work

[DFW]

31. There were no errors in that sign

It was written in fluent Republicanese. Check out the rule about double letters:

EXCERPTS FROM THE OFFICIAL DICTIONARY OF REPUBLICANESE

In Republicanese, many words that sound alike may be spelled differently at random. A few prominent examples:

In Republicanese, the following words may be spelled at random using any of the three ways given:

A.) Two, Too, To
B.) Their, They're, There
c.) Your, Yore, You're

The Republicanese version of Robin Hood therefore starts with "In days of you're...."

The only rule is that the correct use of them as in English is never permitted twice in a row.

Words with single letters that change meaning when the letter is doubled must never be used in correct English context. The classic example is “lose” vs. “loose.” In Repubicanese, if you do not win an election, then you “loose” that election. Conversely, if your (Republicanese: you’re) belt is too tight, you need it more “lose” in order to be comfortable.

In Republicanese, an apostrophe is used to form a plural, but it must be done at random, never systematically. For example, Bill and Hillary are "the Clinton's," but Bill, Chelsea and Hillary are "the Clintons." The other way around is also correct. In Republicanese, either form is fine as long as it is not spelled the same way twice in a row.

[ATL Ebony]

44. I know it took some time to splain Republicanese but it was worthwhile reading,

makes everything so much cleerer.

[DFW]

85. Without the guide, it can get confusing

Someday, I'll try to write the complete volume.

[still_one]

32. that does it, i won't play the lottery

[Marie Marie]

33. That may be misspelled but Goll Darn...

Them's Red White and Blue misspellins'.. God Bless Amurika

[MrScorpio]

37. Sorry, I don't speak teabaggerese nt

[procon]

39. But they have big, macho guns so there's no reason to look at words! nt

[HAB911]

40. Morans

[ProudLib72]

41. The one below it is even better

Link to tweet

[Different Drummer]

45. Is this real? I have a hard time believing even the most illiterate among us...

could be that illiterate!

[ProudLib72]

47. I choose to believe they are just that stupid

Phonetic spelling for everyone! Courtesy of Mrs. DeVos.

[spooky3]

52. Given the location, I wonder if they are Spanish speaking and

Wrote the English out phonetically.

[lunasun]

64. The terms Taters and Maters and they can't spell jalapeno ? Me thinks Not

Du reply line won't let me put the correct n

[spooky3]

65. But they may have heard people say "taters" etc there.

And they may not be literate in either English or Spanish. An El Salvadoran (who fled the country as a child) did painting in my house and was not. He was fluent in spoken Spanish, spoke a few words in English, but couldn't read or write either. Many in the community were similar; they relied on family members (sometimes their kids) and friends for writing.

Edited to add link:
http://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Hispanic-literacy-in-U-S-shows-troubling-signs-1927954.php

[ecstatic]

68. I'm stumped by the taters and maters?

What's that?

[PunkinPi]

76. My guess would be potatos and tomatoes. nt

[murielm99]

71. One of my neighbors calls them "maters"

just for fun.

The other day, I found a bag of tomatoes at my back door. When I saw her in the store, she said to me, "Did you get your maters, hon?"

I told her that I did, and I thanked her.

[JDC]

42. Idiuts.....

[stopbush]

48. As if these rubes own anything worth "lotting."

[ProudLib72]

51. Let's consider this for a moment

Five morans. None of them own a dictionary? None of them have access to a computer to google how to spell? Not a single one of the five questions the spelling?

Yet they all have plenty of access to guns. Thank god for that!

[DeeDeeNY]

61. Educashun is for liberal elitists

[Initech]

70. It's a deep state conspiracah to push the globalist agenda!!!!

[IronLionZion]

80. Burn those books and computers

school is for soft snowflakes

[NotASurfer]

53. When you make tea with 180-proof liquid, this can happen

Impressed they did that well!

[spooky3]

54. Gotta give them credit for not writing "site."

[trof]

73. or 'cite'.

[spooky3]

74. :-)

[Sneederbunk]

55. Just in time to entirely consume the GOP.

[PatrickforO]

57. Well they ARE quasi-literate, but I'll bet

those automatic weapons are sparkly clean, locked and loaded.

Scary stuff. Dumb, mean and heavily armed is a really bad combo.

[shenmue]

62. Yeah

[amb123]

58. They is Branes!

[BHDem53]

60. Jethro, Jed, Goober, Gomer and Ernest T. Bass!

[sab390]

84. No,we thought they were good people

They were funny, you may forget, often wise, certainty Jeb, and we happily welcomed them into our home. They were the other, at least for me, and I liked them as people. Was there ever hate in that? I would hear Gomer sing and knew that was a great talent. I knew it was an actor playing a role. It was funny, it was him. I remember Andy Griffith's roles, wise and kind. This is not that. This is mean, evil, and ugly hate.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

66. People who play the lottery?

Lesbian otters? WTF are lotters?

[Warren DeMontague]

69. LAST TAIM WE HADD THE LOTTERS COM THREW HEAR

THEY STUL ALE ARE DICKSHUMAIRYS

[onlyadream]

72. (sigh) at least they spelled "sight" correctly. Nt

[BigmanPigman]

75. They must have done this for a joke to get on Colbert or something.

[dchill]

77. Maroons.

[rateyes]

78. Another reason why there should be a literacy

exam before one is allowed to purchase a firearm.

Scary!

[Atticus]

79. Hukt on fonnix werkt fur me! nt

[IronLionZion]

81. So these people would not be allowed to immigrate to the United States

under Trump's rules for English proficiency. Time to deport them

[Hekate]

83. What's that insignia on their uniform shirts? Any particular "militia"?

Need I add: Morans with gunz are dangerous.

[VOX]

87. Look at these fierce manly-men, all fondling their hard cylindrical objects.

Couldn't even pass a fucking literacy test. USA! USA!

[lpbk2713]

88. Seriesly.

BWAHAHAHA

[NotASurfer]

90. "On sight" is probably moot if they followed the lead of Glorious Orange Leader during the eclipse

Nothing to worry about here

[world wide wally]

91. And we let them control our elections?

[UTUSN]

92. R #57 & K