OH, GAWD - This is Painful

[packman]

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[tymorial]

1. Donate to the Lord today and I guarantee

I will take that money and get more plastic surgery. Praise Jesus.

[CurtEastPoint]

2. That hypocrite: she's been married 3x. Just like her buttbuddy Drumpf. Assholes, all...

[Glimmer of Hope]

3. That is a big pile of what the fuckery.

[TEB]

4. Unbelievable

[Pendrench]

5. This is so awful for so many reasons...

[trof]

6. Ho Lee Shit

Ol' Jimmy Bakker, still shoveling it out.
I remember him and Tammy Faye.
whew

[Tanuki]

12. I remember him and Jessica Hahn

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Hahn
Hahn first came to public attention following Bakker's announcement on March 19, 1987, that he was stepping down as head of PTLand Heritage USA, pending the imminent disclosure of the sexual encounter. According to Hahn, on the afternoon of December 6, 1980, when she was a 21-year-old church secretary, she was drugged and raped by Bakker and another preacher, John Wesley Fletcher, for "about 15 minutes".[1] In his 1997 book, I Was Wrong, Bakker disputed Hahn's account, claiming that he was "set up" and that the sex was consensual.[2]

[Elwood P Dowd]

7. I need eye drops and ear drops after watching that.

If Jesus really came back, I imagine he might just lose his cool and kick these fake christian grifters in the ass.

[mantis49]

8. How delusional are they?

n/t

[FiveGoodMen]

10. Infinitely

Some of them are just unreachable by any means.

Then again, some have dug in their heals too publicly and just can't ever admit they were wrong.

[spanone]

9. televangelists, the lowest form of life on earth.

[Glorfindel]

11. The Gospel According to St. Matthew, Chapter 6, Verses 5 through 7

"5 And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their reward.

6 But when you pray, go into your inner room, shut your door, and pray to your Father, who is unseen. And your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

7 And when you pray, do not babble on like pagans, for they think that by their many words they will be heard.…

These bottom-feeders already have their reward.

And it won't be nice.

[Generic Other]

13. Ye though Matthew warns the stupid

"For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect..."

Idiots should read their own Bible.