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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI heard the Con will address the nation tomorrow night at 9.00pm on the
Afghanistan war.
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DonaldsRump
(7,715 posts)malaise
(269,278 posts)He'll be eclipsed
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)BREAKING NEWS:Trump to talk at 9 p.m. ET on Monday about America's engagement in Afghanistan and South Asia: White House
https://www.reuters.com/
malaise
(269,278 posts)thanks
Wash. state Desk Jet
(3,426 posts)Expect an early morning tweet storm ! Little Donnie can't wait !
malaise
(269,278 posts)Fugg him
HipChick
(25,485 posts)I will be bringing some sistren energy.
malaise
(269,278 posts)He's so anti-science it isn't funny.
If Obama were President tomorrow would have been a special day at the WH.
I hope the Con plays golf and looks up.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)Couldn't hurt to cover all bases.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)He won't be upstaged by real news, or anything else.
Wash. state Desk Jet
(3,426 posts)n/t !
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)and the huge victory?
malaise
(269,278 posts)bobbieinok
(12,858 posts)crowd in Boston!! He's clear WINNER!!
Not Ruth
(3,613 posts)malaise
(269,278 posts)and his mercenaries
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)CentralMass
(15,265 posts)Homer Wells
(1,576 posts)Or maybe scratching my a.., or something which will be more important than watching the Marmalade Mussolini.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)briv1016
(1,570 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,892 posts)Vinca
(50,326 posts)RestoreAmerica2020
(3,439 posts)...goddamn astrological event in peace! What the hell? Does he have to insert himself in every aspect of our lives..can't he just give a damn racist rally somewhere.
Aside from announcing the rapture, he'll threaten or lie about
...threaten the world wth nuclear annialation because he's the master of the universe..instill fear, spread hate cause that'swhat he does best;
....NK Just because he needs distraction, Muellar advanced 5 moves...and it's checkmate donthecon;
... intervention in Venezuela on civil right violations, which is oxymoronic- trump:civil rights;
.... accuse Iran, spew lie of non-compliance wth nuclear agreement;
....Mexicans and immigrants and refugees, Muslims you know the usual brown people causing havoc in America, his go to pinata ...all lies of course;
...... and ANTIracist movement who he has now named altleft .(.like he did with crooked Hillary mantra said it untihis rabid base regurgitated it like a cat coughing up a hair ball).announce that they are really the enemy; and
.....Afghanistan, support of Taliban and Isis installing statues to their fallen leaders;
....wth white power sign ..you know the one he's seems to sporting proudly! (See last two pressers its in plain sight. Sorry have photos and video unable to post, look up see what you think.)
What the shitecaca? I'm going fishing! Text me when the rapture has taken all these fakechristian-kkknazi nuts up into the heavens--and hurls them all back into gehenna, hades, abaddon, HELL ...from whence they came.
C_U_L8R
(45,035 posts)Trump going rogue in primetime could be "new clothes' moment.
Oubaas
(131 posts)Oh, he'll start out seeming sort of calm. But they've had him bottled up for what seems an interminably long time to him. He'll begin by making a few comments about the new Afghanistan plan, "The BEST plan, EVER! Complete strategic, you know tactical genius. Everyone who's heard about it agrees it's the best..."
But as he continues, we'll see him almost imperceptibly jump now and then, and look off stage. That will be caused by the dog training shock collars that he's wearing around each ankle. And he'll begin drifting off subject.
As things continue, he'll jerk hard, General Kelly having turned up the settings on the shock collars. Kelly will be frantically mashing the button on the remote for the collars at this point, but to no avail. And that will make him defiant. He'll look off stage and someone will pan over with the camera. There we'll see Kelly giving him a hard stare and shaking his head. Then Trump will just lose it, veer completely off course, and start raving utter lunacy.
Kelly will rush onto the stage and try to grab him, but Trump will evade. Then they'll race around the podium thirty or forty times, Kelly lunging, and Trump screaming gibberish, until Kelly finally tackles him around the knees.
Trump will begin to bellow like an injured water buffalo, and Kelly will have no choice but to use the stun gun on him, at which point he'll piss his pants and curl up in a ball.
His entire staff will rush onto the stage, trying to block camera lenses with their hands as Trump begins screaming, "No! No! No! I'm the best! Everybody says so! Helllllppppp!"
Live news feeds will stop at that point, but later on we'll be treated to the Republican members of the House and Senate saying things like, "I feel that the President made a very salient point regarding our strategy in South Asia..."
At that point, I'll crack open two tubes of airplane glue and cram one up each nostril, breathing deeply...